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    Wade hates hospitals. The whole cancer thing and then the whole project X thing... yeah, no hospitals. The universe hates Wade, so into a hospital his unconscious and rapidly healing body goes.
    Granted this is not how he thought things would end up. Really, he would not have guessed any of this by a long shot.

    “Stark’s eyes are brown, your’s are blue. If you’re not comfortable giving me your real name then fine, for now, but you should sooner or later.” She frowned. Typing something into her tablet. “I need to check your injuries one more time, try not to bite me. Ok Mr. Doe?”
    “I’m fine, fit as a bran-spankin-new fittle. I promise.” Wade smacked the side of his head hard enough to force it sideways, he still had a massive headache but that was the only thing left from the couple rounds of hole punching done a few hours ago.
    She winced at the form of self harm, “I still need to see them.”

    [Or: Wade meets May before meeting Spider-Man or Peter Parker]

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    06 May 2025

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    Peter's first day teaching at Brooklyn Visions Academy couldn't go any worse than a Sandman attack... or could it?

    A tacky choker collar trend goes viral, but it's not as innocent as it first seems. More and more students are pulled into its clutches, until even the Ultimate Spider-Man, Miles Morales, is part of the Horde.

    Trying to survive the Not-Zombie Zombie Apocalypse isn't all bad, though. Especially when he finds a certain survivor, the hot P.E. Teacher

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    13 Mar 2025

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    Peter is a comic books fan, which is probably pretty weird considering he's an actual superhero, but whatever. He's made peace with it.

    Now an adult with a full-time job to juggle on top of his Spider-Man duties, he doesn't have time to read most releases for his favorite characters, save for one: Deadpool. He keeps up religiously with Deadpool. Even has a poster of him on his wall, and even occasionally talks to that poster just to keep the crippling loneliness of his double-life at bay.

    Deadpool's newest and most mysterious series, Deadpool: Arrival, is... strange. The plot is paper thin and pointless, none of Deadpool's usual crowd shows up, and his fourth wall breaks are... weird. Like, weird weird. Uncanny, some might say.

    Or, really, one might say. Because the longer Peter reads, the more he begins to realize that all those fourth wall breaks, all those weird asides, seem to be tailored to one person, and one person alone: himself.

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    06 Mar 2025

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    “What’s this?” Steve asked, tilting the little blue heart-shaped tag in his hand so he could read the engraving.

    This is how I die, Phil thought, frozen in place. Of embarrassment in front of Iron Man, Black Widow, and Captain America. And Hawkeye’s dog.

    “Captain Catmerica,” Steve read out, a puzzled look on his face. His gaze jumped between Phil and the offending cat tag, and Phil didn’t have to look at Tony’s face to know it was filled with glee.

    “I knew it,” Tony said, snatching the tag out of Steve’s hand.

    “I didn’t name her that,” Phil said, his words weak even to his ears as he sunk down onto the couch.

     

    A cat adopts Phil. She’s smarter than he is.

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    08 Feb 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 49

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    What if Thor 1 happened around 70 years earlier?

    Cast out of Asgard after almost starting a war with Jotunheim, Thor is dropped right into a bloody front of the Battle for Normandy where Captain America is stationed. Mortal, but definitely not daunted, Thor throws himself in and discovers that the warriors of Midgard might just be able to teach him a thing or two about picking your fights. Maybe Thor can teach Steve a couple of things about himself along the way as well~

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    17 Jan 2025