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    One of the waiters is bringing a tray over to their table, with two tall layered rainbow cocktails, while another is recording on a phone. Kaoru looks from them to Kojiro, who is also staring with his mouth open.

    "We heard that you're on your honeymoon!" The waiter with the drinks announces, loud enough that several tables around them can hear. "We just wanted to give our congratulations to the newlyweds. I hope you enjoy your drinks!"

    Kaoru and Kojiro lie about being on their honeymoon to get an upgrade on their cruise, and have to face the consequences.

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    21 Mar 2026

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    Kaoru is nothing if not efficient. If Kojiro needs to get his dick wet so badly, and if Kaoru has a stack of commissions to complete, there's no harm combining tasks. Besides, maybe he can teach Kojiro a lesson about controlling his urges.

    Maybe.

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    18 Oct 2025

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    Mischief abounds at Sia la Luce, Kojiro’s fledgling restaurant endeavor. Food is going missing, cryptic little trinkets are appearing, and a very rude, very pretty man insists on drinking the most expensive wines well past close. Yet somehow, as mystery and coincidence threaten to drown him, Sia is a rising star, unshaken by the never-ending parade of minor crises. That success is a relief until it isn’t.

    Hopefully this time, Kojiro will keep better track of the promises he makes.

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    05 Oct 2025

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    “It isn’t about him, it’s about sparing everyone from him. “ He finally said quietly. That was not entirely true, it was about him, about the sire who had never been a true father and the horror he had inflicted on his experiments that should have been his children rather than “successes” or “failures”. Nonetheless, it was also about the rest, about the world ravaged in his wake and the strength lended to the one son who could put an end to the nightmare.

    The entity in his left hand scoffed “Right, no self destructive ideations tied in, right? Just happen to wanna fling us both back into certain death?”

    When D spoke again his voice was low, resolute. “ I have to know. “

     

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    In a final battle with his father, D is thrust into the Castlevania Universe, and he can't get back without help. Only Alucard has the means, but inviting D to stay while they work together has consequences

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    08 Sep 2025

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    Checking himself out in the mirror of Kaoru’s bathroom, Kojiro had to huff a mirthless laugh. No one would even believe this is where he—where JOE—crashed regularly after S. Platonic sleepover with his best friend rather than hitting up a hotel for a little sexy fun with an admirer (or two!). 

    He doesn’t fuck near as much as anyone thinks nowadays (or at all, if he’s honest), and his reputation has gotten out of hand. And a big part (pun intended) of that reputation is Joe’s dick. 

    He’s not small, okay. He’s got a perfectly decent, totally respectable dick. Uh, he’s pretty sure, anyway. And his game was good—great, even!—perfected and honed before expectations started spiraling out of control. But somewhere along the line the stories started taking on a life of their own, the rumors moving faster than his sex life could handle. “Joe” was a persona, aspects of his personality (and who he wished he could be) cranked up to 11.

    And his dick was now the same way. Cranked up to 11…inches. 

    So in a cruel twist of fate, Nanjo Kojiro—big dick sex god, womb-wrecker, anaconda-smuggler, gut-rearranger—wasn’t actually getting laid at all. 

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    03 Aug 2025