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Following in the lovely kate_the_reader's steps, I'm giving this Fictober a go. One prompt a day. 100 words. Let's see where this takes us!
Un-beta'ed. Witness the weird sentences my French-speaking brain can come up with.
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Sleep, pretty darling, do not cry (and I will sing a lullaby) by jambees221b
Fandoms: Inception (2010)
07 Aug 2017
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Jet lag affects some people more than others.
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- Part 4 of Inceptiversary 2017
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Sit over here, mon chou. How did you make it seven years in dreamshare without speaking a word of French? This won't do. Remédions à la situation, tu veux bien? What do you mean, you don't understand a single word?!? Nonsense! Amour! Champagne! Architecture! Sexe! Voilà, you know four of them already. Stop frowning or Arthur will hunt you down for stealing his favourite facial expression. Are you ready? Let's start with what you need to know for your job.
A collection of drabbles written for the Mal te parle Tumblr blog during Inceptiversary 2017.
A French Inception-related word of the day, followed by Mal's French ramblings and an English translation by yours truly to help you figure out what she's talking about.
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- Part 1 of Inceptiversary 2017
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RCMP Eames and Grumpy Bear Arthur.
Inceptiversary. Canada Day. Don’t ask! It happened and I’m still not sure why.
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- Part 3 of Inceptiversary 2017
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Eames is the one you know, the one you associate with me. Eames is the one who cannot let you go, now.
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- Part 2 of Inceptiversary 2017
- Part 1 of Inception Trope/Kink Bingo 2017
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“Let’s just say, getting it on with you in a dream is not my idea of fun.”
“But it won’t be me.” Eames explained a little too patiently, “I’ll be forging a woman. Think of it as a completely ordinary hook up, with the added bonus of my delightful running commentary for the whole night.”Arthur and Eames-as-a-girl make out for a job. Then they make out with Eames-as-Eames for fun. Basically, this fic is 2000 words sexual tension, 2000 words porn and only 1000 words plot... so enjoy!
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Arthur is still annoyed after Eames' little "kick" demonstration for Ariadne.
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20 Jul 2017
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Cheeky Eames, Arthur's pigtails being pulled and the follow-up of the "this would be a kick" scene.
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Pet Me by CQueen
Fandoms: Batman (Movies - Nolan), Dark Knight Rises (2012), Batman Begins (2005)
21 Apr 2023
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Slight AU. To punish Batman for his betrayal Talia al Ghul has the man's Beta lover, John Blake, kidnapped and then handed over to Bane to be his Pet. A life of slavery. There's only three problems with that.
One, Blake is not now, nor has he ever been Wayne's lover. Bane is way more his type. Way more.
Two, Blake is most definitely the type to play dirty when it comes to getting what he wants.
And three.....Blake isn't actually a Beta at all.
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Bookmarked by jambees221b
17 Jul 2017
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Amazing story. It's Christmas whenever I get an email telling me there's an update.
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Honeypot by oceaxe for pinkys_creature_feature, teacuphuman
Fandoms: Batman (Movies - Nolan), The Dark Knight Rises
05 Jul 2017
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It’s a dumb idea. It is a really, really dumb idea. Colossally dumb. The dumbness of the idea is as colossal as the target of it.
In which John goes undercover as a hustler and gets much, much more than he bargained for. And incidentally, achieves more than one of his goals, although not in the way he was aiming for.
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Bookmarked by jambees221b
06 Jul 2017
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Hot, kinky, full of twists and with brilliant dialogues!!!
READ IT NOW! OMG! It's so good!
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The Unbearable Fierceness of Reckoning by lousy_science
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman (Movies - Nolan), DC Cinematic Universe, DCU (Comics)
10 Aug 2014
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Bear. Noun; Pronunciation: /bɛə(ɹ)/; Origins: Middle English bere, Old English bera, Proto-Germanic *berô, Proto-Indo-European *bʰer-; Plural: bears
1. A large omnivorous mammal, related to the dog and raccoon, having shaggy hair, a very small tail, and flat feet; a member of family Ursidae, particularly of subfamily Ursinae.
2. (finance) An investor who sells commodities, securities or futures in anticipation of a fall in prices. [1744]
3. (slang, US) A state policeman (short for smokey bear). [1970s]
4. (slang) A gay man that generally has one or more of the following traits; a hairy chest and body, a beard, wide shoulders, husky build, beefy, more masculine. The exact definition of what a bear look like varies from person to person. A defining quality of a bear is that they do not fit into contemporary gay culture, or the stereotypical gay image. See also: Large and in Charge, John Goodman, Number One Threat to America, Godless Killing Machines.
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02 Jul 2017