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curse in a graceful disguise by Anonymous
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
10 Aug 2023
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"I think we've got the humble Dan Heng today," March says, giggling mischievously.
"Humble…?" Dan Heng asks, looking utterly confused.
"Yeah, you're not even mentioning how awesome your hands look and how strong you are like you could totally protect all of us," March says, trying to remember what went down.
"And don't forget how you might need a sword too, because you're totally capable of handling it," Welt chimes in.
"Oh, yeah! I heard that too!" March exclaims. "Like, alright, chill out, Mr. 'I'm a pro with a spear and a sword,' my bad for just being a bow user."in which Dan Heng swaps bodies with Blade
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17 May 2026
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A huge hunk of metal and a man in armor with the same hair as his Clementine stood outside the screen of his home.
“Ah, hello there! My sincerest apologies for the uhm… inconvenient crashing. I assure you, I will do everything I can to help assist in any repairs!”
“Who the fuck are you.”
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Or:
What if instead Argenti landed, and not the IPC?
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17 May 2026
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Drunk and Stupid (but painfully honest) by entowento
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
15 Jun 2024
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Whatever Ratio had drunk, it must have been strong for him to be acting like this. “Yeah, Doc, it’s time you go to sleep-”
“I love you.”
Aventurine’s head whipped back into place to face Ratio. Those words couldn’t be real. Not coming out of Ratio’s mouth, and not directed towards Aventurine. He needed confirmation. He needed confirmation that this was real, he wasn’t dreaming, he wasn’t insane, he was here, he was real and that actually happened. Because not even in his wildest dreams would something as impossible as this occur. Desperately, Aventurine seized Ratio’s arms which were loosening around him as he looked to him for validation.
Aventurine stared at him in horror.
Ratio was passed out.
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A drunk Ratio admits he loves Aventurine. Only Aventurine remembers the confession by the next morning.
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17 May 2026
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The yellow petals in his hand sat innocently, yet the sight of them was dreadful.
tiny and small, signs of the beginnings of the flower illness. The flower petal colors were rich, vibrant and bright. He wondered, briefly, what flower that it was. What beautiful flower was it that such an ugly curse deemed to befit who he loved?
The yellow petal was small, narrow and long. He could not name a flower that it would belong to, none, but Argenti was sure that it would be beautiful.
aka: it's Argenti's turn to deal with hanahaki, and his feelings towards a certain cowboy.
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- Part 2 of A bouquet of roses and daisies
- Part 5 of Mephalis express train
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17 May 2026
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“You look nice,” Boothill blurts.
Fuck no. A notification pops in the corner of his vision that reads in loud letters: Shut your fucking trap.
Surprise flits about Argenti’s features, seeming to bounce between a few different emotions before finally setting on bashful.
“Such a compliment is unusual,” he says, after a moment, “especially from an honest soul such as yourself. I am honored to be held in such regard from someone I treasure dearly, and someone with as much passion for life as you.”
“I jus’ said you looked nice,” Boothill says lowly, picking at the threads of his pants.
“Did you mean it?”
“Why, ‘course.”
“Precisely,” Argenti says, as if that explains it all.
After the cults have been disbanded and the leads have been followed, Boothill finds himself stuck in Penacony against his will due to a blunder in the system. To make it worse, he has to survive the week in the company of Argenti—a Knight of Beauty who seems a bit too keen on making his acquaintance.
or: Two lonely men are shoved into a hotel for a week, and they both learn some new things.
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16 May 2026