12 Bookmarks by jayjayXO
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The bell has been raised
From its watery grave
Hear its sepulchral tone?
A call to all
Pay heed the squall
And turn yourself toward homeYo ho, all hands
Hoist the colors high
Heave ho, thieves and beggars
Never shall we die--
Or, a Rosekiller Pirate AU in which Barty Crouch Jr., the son of an English merchant, finds himself aboard the Emerald Rose, a infamous pirate ship captained by the ruthless Evan Rosier.
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27 Mar 2026
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wrong number (right guy) by hurricanebunny for Slytheerin
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Jan 2026
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The E in Evan stands for edging. The B in Barty stands for brat.
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Barty is hoping to get laid by a guy he met at the club, but apparently got a wrong number. He's not mad at all.
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25 Mar 2026
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Barty started Hogwarts with very few choices: be good (boring), obey his father (no thank you), or fully embrace the “practically evil” house he got chucked into (yes, that one).
How else, as a deeply talented, incredibly witty, and yes, perhaps slightly arrogant and depraved individual, could he get the attention of Evan Rosier?
Sure, Regulus called Evan a psychopath, and yes, Evan didn’t ever talk, or smile, or touch Barty with anything other than the tip of a knife, but Barty found him terribly misunderstood.
And Jesus fucking Christ, would Evan take them on the adventure of a lifetime – scars, sexual experiments, cave diving, Inferii, and perhaps even a little murder or ten. It was all done in the name of fun and freedom. And besides: Sinners die twice!
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Alternatively: A funny and morally grey rosekiller fic spanning throughout all their years at Hogwarts and after. (Don't worry your precious little souls, your beloved Gryffindors end up just fine).
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23 Mar 2026
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James is holding on by a thread and gets mended and unravelled by his new loud and hot neighbour.
A story about refusing to live until you do.
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19 Feb 2026
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No one knows about the ghost in the Astronomy tower.
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14 Feb 2026
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Barty decides, Evan is just too pretty to be standing on the side of the road like that. And Barty has a preference for pretty things. So he wonders, almost idly, what that pretty face will look like after he ruins it.
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Evan wonders what would happen if he decided to climb onto Barty's lap right now, mid-drive and kiss him stupid. Rut against him like a feral fucking animal.
They'd crash and die like roadkill. That's what would happen. Oh well, that's fine. These things happen. Tragic, sure, but sacrifices must be made.Bookmarked by jayjayXO
02 Dec 2025
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Of His Bones by MesserMoon for rabidlittlestrawberry
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 May 2025
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Once upon a time there was a pirate, who fell in love with a king
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30 Nov 2025
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“It’s just not….inviting,” James said gently, a pained look on his face.
Barty eyed the screen, reading over his profile for the tenth time that day.
Barty Crouch, 21
“If you won’t fuck me, your mom probably will.”
Likes: piercings, tattoos, and horror movies
Ask me about: My daddy issues“Seems fine to me,” he shrugged. “I mean…you said to be myself, right? Now, let’s see what idiots are on this Godforsaken app."
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26 Nov 2025
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THE GREAT "CROUCH SHAG CUP OF '79" by Blackedoutstars
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Dec 2024
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“Father wants me to be monogamous? Bet.” Barty stands up from the bench and raises his chin up high, a million dollar smile painted on his face.
“As of today I'm instituting the Crouch Shag Cup of 1979. For every good lay with a member of Hufflepuff, Slytherin, Ravenclaw or Gryffindor, ten points will be attributed to the rightful house. Snogs are worth… I'd say five points.” Barty pauses to add to the suspense, then proceeds with a self-satisfied nod.
“There’s no way to lose points, and whatever house ends up with the highest total amount by the end of June wins.”Or
Barty is eighteen, has quite the promiscuous casual dating life, and a personal vendetta against his father.
Somehow, unbeknownst to everybody, Sirius Black has something to do with all of that.Bookmarked by jayjayXO
20 Nov 2025
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i have not garnered gold by extraneous_accessories for jellyfishfire
Fandoms: The Iliad - Homer
26 Feb 2024
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There was a glint in the Lieutenant’s eyes that raised the hairs on the back of Achilles’ neck. He frowned. “What are you plotting?”
That is for me to know,” Odysseus replied, smooth as ever, “and no man to find out. Do what you must with your command of the Myrmidons, take whatever leave seems best to you, but be ready for my call.”
Achilles sighed. “I am convinced that one day I will become so tangled in your schemes I will hang myself.”
Odysseus’s grin did nothing to settle his nerves. “Nonsense. My schemes are far too well placed for such careless mistakes.”
“Ah,” Achilles said with a nod, "so if I am hanged then, it will be you who ties my noose.”
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- Part 1 of of an Ancient glory
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10 Jun 2025
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This is not their first time around; in the beginning, they were known as Patroclus and Achilles. Forced apart relentlessly by cruel fate, can they finally overcome it and get their happy ending?
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- Part 1 of Our Song
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07 May 2025
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31 Mar 2025