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Edward Teach is the brilliant but bored captain of a luxury cruise ship, Queen Anne 2. Privately, his marriage to his second-in-command, Staff Captain Izzy Hands, is on the rocks with little hope of rescue.
Stede Bonnet, recent divorcee and author of the popular travel blog The Gentleman Pirate, decides to go on a cruise to clear his head. The Caribbean sun and all-inclusive cocktails ought to do just that…
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When it comes to their penchant for fuckeries and other kinds of made-up nonsense, Bonnet and Edward are truly a match made in Izzy’s own personal hell.
The co-captains of the Revenge stage a fuckery or two in the bedroom. Izzy learns to like it.
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Act normal, he tells himself.
But what the fuck does that mean in a place like this?
Izzy lets himself be talked into spending Christmas with the Bonnet family.
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- Part 3 of The Steddyhands Trilogy
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Losing a swordfight on purpose in hard work, but not harder than watching from the sidelines as your captain slips further and further away from you each day. It’s not harder than losing the person you’ve built your life around, watching them choose a worthless nothing of a man over you, over and over and over again.
Stede comes back to the Revenge. Izzy decides to retire or die trying. He fails and they have sex about it.
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With My Lips Soothing Thee, Adding I Whisper by jessclare
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
26 Jul 2022
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If Stede fucks things up with Izzy, he’ll also fuck things up for Alma. The thought fills him with terror. He’s already done enough damage.
Izzy and Stede's hot dad summer comes to an end when Alma goes back to school. What will become of them and their unresolved tension?
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- Part 2 of The Steddyhands Trilogy
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”You’ve always just had it all handed to you, haven’t you?” Izzy says. ”A captaincy you didn’t have to work for at all. Edward. Two kids.”
It sounds like an accusation. It sounds like a dream.
Stede Bonnet, who’s not exactly Dad of the Year material, brings his daughter onboard the Revenge for the summer. Izzy Hands turns out to be not just a competent first mate but an excellent father figure as well.
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- Part 1 of The Steddyhands Trilogy
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Handcuff Your Soul to My Wrist and I’ll Vow My Trust to You by jessclare
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
20 Jun 2022
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Andy smiled at Stede and Ed hated him like he’d just torched Ed’s ship and murdered his entire crew – worse than that even. Because ships and crews were disposable, but Andy the shipwright was treading on something that was as damn near to sacred as anything Ed had ever known.
Or: the co-captains hire a carpenter to fix up their ship and Ed gets jealous.
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“I never thought I’d end up being the woman in bed,” Stede says suddenly.
Stede has issues to work through.
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Ed teaches Stede a more advanced trick of the trade. Stede says sorry with a 40-orange cake.
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Izzy loves Blackbeard. Ed loves Stede. Blackbeard doesn't love anyone.
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Don’t worry, Izzy, Blackbeard thinks, and turns to look at Stede. Only one of us is leaving this cabin alive.
Ed and Stede reunite and talk (and kiss) about their feelings.
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To All the Companions I've Loved Before by jessclare
Fandoms: Doctor Who, Doctor Who (1963)
10 Mar 2022
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The Doctor mourns the departure of Ryan and Graham and remembers those who came before.
One ficlet per Doctor, featuring one of their companions.
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She would have loved to say yes. Yes to finally getting answers, yes to the Doctor finally, finally letting her in. It was all she’d wanted for so long. And yet…
Yaz and the Doctor get their moment on the beach. -
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The Brigadier is enjoying a quiet holiday in Scotland. The accident-prone Sergeant Benton also happens to be camping in the area. There’s snow, whisky, and only one bed.
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Jamie was running through the various ways in which he could attempt to disarm the approaching guard, firmly settled on fight instead of flight (a brain thing Zoe had taught him about) when the Doctor grabbed him and kissed him. It took him a second to switch gears, but if this was where his night was headed instead, well.
Finally.
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To a Buried and a Burning Flame by jessclare
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
19 Aug 2020
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Legolas sat cross-legged with his bow in his lap, dark eyes scanning the starlit hills spread out around them. The night was peaceful, populated only by gentle wind and small animal noises, and yet something uneasy still stirred in his spine.
Legolas and Gimli can't sleep, not knowing that they're awake dreaming of the same things.
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“You needed me, Doctor.” The Master’s voice is the softest whisper, but it seems to echo from the walls. “No one else is coming for you.”
Or: the Doctor is locked up in space prison and her best enemy arrives to break her out.
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Aziraphale says Crowley goes too fast for him and Crowley slams on the brakes. Slow-burn pining and old-fashioned courting ensue.
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Yasmin is tired of the Doctor’s evasiveness and decides to do some research on the Time Lord’s mysterious past. It’s not a great idea.
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Not a Metaphor of What We Really Could Be by jessclare
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who
06 Nov 2018
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Fact: Yasmin Khan likes boys.