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“Can I ask you a question?” David barrels on, rhetoric as it was— “Can you show me what you're looking at on your iPad?”
Lorna puts it down.
“Sorry, sorry.” She puts her hands up. “I'm watching the movie, I swear.”
“No, you're not,” he says, yanking the tablet from her. “I fucking knew it—you are googling Janet again!”
Or - what if you were just a little bit obsessed with your boss? It can't ruin your life that much.
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the gods may throw a dice by joshriktwo (joshriku), joshriku for oathsworn (onelastchence)
Fandoms: League of Legends RPF
20 Jan 2026
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It's not every day that someone willingly comes to the Underworld to stay.
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Así que quien sea que lo secuestró definitivamente lo conoce: la silla de ruedas, este diseño telepático. Debería ser aterrador, pero aún no está reaccionando. Tal vez se ha acostumbrado a estas situaciones más de lo que creyó. Cuando agarra la tetera, también agarra la taza y vierte el líquido, notando cómo el aroma a té verde llena el aire. Eso era otro punto para la categoría definitivamente lo conoce; muy pocos conocían su té favorito. Algunos de sus X-Men lo sabían. Algunos amantes también. Y definitivamente—
Hace rato, cuando se lo estaban llevando, tampoco había entrado en pánico. La sensación de familiaridad había sobreescrito sus pensamientos, justo como ahora. No podría ser eso, ¿no?
(en la cual Charles es rescatado de una tormenta por Erik.)
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[QUESTION] X-Men Discontinued Toy Question
hbomberguy said:
Hey guys, this might be a shot in the dark but I figured this would be the best place to get info. Recently, I found these old toys lying around my parents’ attic. Seems like it was a discontinued line of toys. You could collect Jean Grey, Cyclops, Beast, Ice Man, Angel, and Magneto. Might be more?
Thing is, they come with built-in lines. It’s, frankly, very advanced technology—almost like they can hear you. They give standard lines like ‘You’re finished!’ or ‘The best thing about being a superhero is saving others’, or something like that. I haven’t gone through all of them because one in specific caught my attention.
I was fucking around with the Magneto one, and it had classics like ‘You will bow down to Homo Superior’ but then it suddenly said, ‘You are a fool, Charles Xavier.’ I might be crazy but I don’t ever remember Magneto ever talking to Charles Xavier. Is this a mistake? Does anyone else have this toy/can confirm this is a thing he’d ever say? Am I crazy? Thanks guys.
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Is this a moment of weakness or a moment of hatred? She can never tell. With Luka, they might as well be both sides of a coin. She’d lost the strongest reasoning voice in her mind a few bottles ago, and her heart was pounding non-stop: go home. Go home. Go home.
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first class au by joshriku
Fandom X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies), X-Men - All Media Types
24 Feb 2022
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it's been a few years of doing the dating thing, so prompto doesn't think much of it when noct asks if he'd like to come home with him for some big wedding and finally meet his family.
except that noct had left out a couple of pretty important details, there.
1. that family? it's the insomnian royal family.
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* It’s your drawing up on the fridge.
* It’s of your family: Mom, Dad, Asriel, and you.
* A family of four smiling goat-monsters.(or: Kris grows up, a human raised by monsters, and it turns out that does a lot to a kid's sense of self.)
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The guilt, recently, is getting to be too much. It isn't justifiable, to commit so many atrocities simply because he's afraid for his life. The doctor enacts a small means of rebellion...
An adjusted flight path into a scheduled lightning strike; a commandeering which won't be registered to any logs. Accidents happen, so they say.
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“Indulge my curiosity,” he says brightly. “How did Ren convince you?”
“Huh?”
“You know Maruki’s dream world,” says Akechi. “I’ve always wondered. You got your mother back.”
Asshole. Jerk. Piece of shit. Why is Ren dating him. Why would anyone date him?
“And,” she grits out.
Akechi doesn’t let the question hang, he shoots it out of the air. “Why,” he says slowly, “would you agree to let that go?”
Sixteen minutes.
“I said we’re not gonna talk,” she says.
Akechi shrugs. “You started it,” he says, “but all right.”--
futaba and akechi discuss the pitfalls of wish fulfilment.
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The Shears by Isolee
Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies)
16 May 2025
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It's been fifteen years since he last looked at Erik, the house, and all his mistakes. Thirty-year-old academic, he thinks, orphan, now, and starving, too. His mother is dead, and nothing has changed, except he forgets what he likes for breakfast. And Erik looks at him like - like he doesn't understand the language Charles is speaking. Like he has to strain a bit to make sense of the man in front of him.
With the pruning, a branch is stronger; you will learn to love the shears.
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- Part 1 of The Shears