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And there's a chance that things'll get weird. Yeah, that's a possibility. by pintpotjudas for postcardmystery
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (2014)
28 Oct 2022
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Viago gets dumped by the love of his afterlife, and everyone does their level (terrible) best to help him move on. Anton knows a thing or two about not getting the life you thought you were going to have. The camera crew are back to film every moment of it. More or less.
“Katherine left Viago a note.” Deacon says, turning to the camera and making a face as a moan of anguish echoes from behind the closed door of Viago’s chamber. “It seems that she met a younger man at the bingo hall, and they have- well, not ‘run’ away, because I do not think he can run with that metal frame thing he has to use to get about but- they have left.”
A crash comes from inside the room, and then more heartbroken crying.
Deacon winces. “Vladislav is comforting him.”
“We could just kill her if you like-” Vladislav can be heard saying.
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01 Nov 2022
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Stede’s sitting at the table, eyes widening when he sees Ed, a flush on his face. He makes to get up, then sits back down and tucks his coattails into his lap. “How lovely of you to join us, Ed! Please, take a seat.” His eyes travel down Ed’s body, and Stede gulps before looking away.
Ed turns to shove Jack against the wall. “What the fuck did you give him the fucking tea for?” he snarls, hot anger bursting inside him.
Jack just laughs. “You’re welcome!” he singsongs.
Ed stares at him. “Welcome?” he repeats, dumbfounded.
“Yeah?” Jack looks confused. “Because you clearly want to fuck him but he’s too much of a cold, prude—”
Calico Jack gives Stede some aphrodisiac tea and leaves to shore with the rest of the Revenge crew, whoever can possibly help Stede with his unbridled horniness?
(It's Ed.)
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31 Oct 2022
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The first time he fucks Stede Bonnet, Edward Teach is sure of three things:
Stede Bonnet’s mouth tastes both warm like brandy, and sweet like the flesh of an orange.
Stede Bonnet’s skin smells like fresh air, and sun, and the good type of dirt.
Stede Bonnet is going to be the greatest, most wonderful mistake of Ed’s life.or: Ed and Stede enter into a co-captains with benefits arrangement. It stays about as platonic as you'd expect.
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24 Oct 2022
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Life is a Lottery (A Lot of People Lose) by Gigi_Sinclair
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (2014)
20 Jun 2022
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Anton was glad they were friendlier with the vampires. He wasn’t, however, the least bit prepared to have a crush on one.
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23 Oct 2022
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but that's none of my business by chaotic_neutral_knitter
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
18 Oct 2022
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“No, no, this is different,” Lucius said. “Look, he got stabbed, right? He nearly died. When I went in to check on him he was lying in bed half dressed and Blackbeard was sitting next to him staring at his chest.”
“He probably just knows a lot about medicine,” Pete said.
“What, tit medicine?” Lucius asked. He could hear the edge of hysteria in his voice.
“No, like, he was looking for signs of infection by counting Captain’s breaths,” Pete said. “Or something.”
“That is not a thing,” Roach said.
Lucius thinks there's something going on between Blackbeard and Captain Bonnet. The rest of the crew think that he's lost his mind.
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18 Oct 2022