kaijusalad
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Newt's 15 when his mark shows up. He can't read it. It doesn't even look like words. He calls his dad and lets out some weak joke that his soulmate's a fucking alien.
Hermann's mark doesn't show up until he's 20 and finally content with the idea that he doesn't have a soulmate. That doesn't stop him from wondering if Newt is short for something or if his soulmate is actually an amphibian.
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Kurogane and Fai, in the quiet moments between.
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They all know Dr. Gottlieb’s married. It isn’t a secret, per se, but Gottlieb isn’t the type to talk about anything aside from complicated science jargon and, on blue moons, a few awkward lines about the weather. Unfortunately--
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They meet in Nevada, 1951.
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Otacon has a name on his wrist.
Snake doesn't.
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Heine is an excellent guard dog. He’s also very good at killing things. It depresses him that he's so bad at everything else.
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05 Oct 2025
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Benson walks slowly, like he’s not about to drag Randy into the worst day of his life, like he’s not about to set off a chain of events which will lead to Benson lying still and bloody in a dirty parking lot.
Randy wants to vomit. It feels so real.
(Or: the Time Loop fic.)
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22 Jul 2025
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Ruby and Klaasje do take that road trip, after all.
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13 Apr 2025
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mmm good shit. got me thinking rubyklaasje thoughts
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Kazuki was just using Rei's place to crash while he got his life together. That was all it was - a mutually beneficial arrangement. He got free rent, Rei got in-house laundry and food.
Except, maybe, that wasn't what kept him around.
Maybe Kazuki liked being with Rei, and maybe Rei liked having him around too.
But those kinds of thoughts were dangerous for an assassin.
And that was before they got the kid.
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- Part 1 of Bored When I Met You
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An AU where Kurogane is (mostly) the son of a small-town baker and Fai is... not. Also featuring wizards, raisin muffins, curses, an abandoned house, and a series of terrible mistakes.
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15 Feb 2025