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Once Shane's parents know about his relationship with Ilya, they begin treating him accordingly. Ilya is prepared for this.
Until he's not.
Or, sometimes love comes in the form of unexpected lectures on the rules regarding taxation of capital gains by foreign nationals residing in Canada. And then Shane picks up the pieces.
(There are no actual tax lectures in this fic, only drinking about them.)
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Lodging for the Night in Wei Wuxian's Hidden Place by kalany
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
09 Feb 2025
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Lan Wangji has been away for a week. Upon his return, his husband has a present for him.
In which the author attempts many terrible Chinese puns despite not really knowing Chinese, shoves them onto Wei Wuxian, and he and Lan Wangji get kinky about it.
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Back To The River (So Learn To Swim) by kalany
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
09 Aug 2024
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Yu Ziyuan has been dead for over a hundred years, so it's a bit of a surprise when she dies.
One minute she's watching the youngest Lan daughter bow to her ancestors—it still baffles her that Wei Wuxian counts her as an ancestor, and that he's filial enough to have had a plaque made for her, but here they are—and the next she's choking on blood, her eyesight dimming. Wei Wuxian, she thinks furiously, what have you done now?
Then she wakes up.
Because her bladder is full.
Yu Ziyuan finds herself back in Lotus Pier, before any of her children have been born, and decides that things would go better if Jiang Yanli is the heir, not Jiang Cheng. One change leads to another, and another, and another.
And is Cangse Sanren flirting with her?
Things do not always go smoothly, but sometimes the family you find is the one you should have had all along.
It's a pretty light Mature that could probably have been okay as a heavy Teen. Fully written and beta-read; 73k of raising children, standing up for what one values, and falling in love.
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Someone wanted to know what would be my ideal episode of Star Trek: TNG season 7. Set right around s7e16 or 17.
On a remote planet, the Enterprise is surveying for dilithium when they encounter a strange phenomenon in a cave, and two crew members have now been injured. Is it a natural phenomenon, or is something else going on?
Troi is injured, and Riker must help her. Barclay thinks he knows why, but can't get anyone to listen. Data tries to bridge the gap.
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Got Your Nose by kalany
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
28 Mar 2022
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What happens is that Shizun grabs his nose between the second knuckles of his first two fingers and wiggles it slightly.
"Got your nose!" Shizun announces, and pulls back, waving his fist in the air.
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Shen Qingqiu plays "Got Your Nose" with Luo Binghe—both white lotus edition and blacked protagonist editon. Luo Binghe has feelings.
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Life Unbound by kalany
Fandom Heaven Official's Blessing, tgcf, 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Dec 2021
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A series of small stories in a canon-divergence AU that starts with Mu Qing thinking a little faster and being a little more willing to annoy Hua Cheng.
Kind of a fix-it, in a way, if you consider breaking Hua Cheng and putting him back together repeatly to be fixing things.
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The Different Paths We Tread by Admiranda, Rynne
Fandom 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Jun 2024
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Wei Wuxian's parents don't die. The Sunshot Campaign never breaks out. Wei Wuxian grows up a rogue cultivator, and he first meets Lan Wangji on a hunt. First they become night hunting partners, then cultivation partners, and their relationship grows from there.
And there's a big world they're part of, with many changes from canon.
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31 May 2026
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hollow moon by vxmins
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Modao Zushi - Moxiang Tongxiu & Related Fandoms, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Apr 2026
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“The rock,” Jingyi says, voice very very unstable. “Hit the rock, shixiong, fuck, no time to break the wards, hit the rock —”
The Killing Chord strikes Jingyi’s appointed boulder. It cracks that in half, too.
Not half a second after Lan Yuan follows Jingyi into the crevice, the yaoguai strikes the stone, talons scrabbling at the crevice, beak pecking at the entrance they’ve made themselves. A red, furious, glowing eye peers in after them, and Lan Yuan stumbles back blindly, vaguely downwards. He’s staring at the entrance, at the clear and present danger. Neither of them are looking backward.
In hindsight, it’s the worst mistake they make all day.
Wei Ying has spent years sealed under a mountain. It's just his luck that the kids who break him out of it are Lans.
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25 Apr 2026
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A Fork in the Road by Bodldops
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
08 Apr 2026
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With a small change, Wei Wuxian has a chance to reconsider his stance. That change leads to others. The most important words you can say, after all, are thank you, and I am sorry.
It is better to say them earlier, than later through tears.
Yet another plot bunny yoinked from the plot bunny yard sale of batbusiness_schooldropout. Keep'm coming, I can do this all day. :D
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- Part 1 of The Cutlery Collection
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25 Apr 2026
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please leave a message by subcorax
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
19 Dec 2025
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Sarah
Does anyone have the number for Shane's girl from Boston? I feel bad that they've been seeing each other for this long and we've never added her here.Jackie
Oh good point! Let me ask Hayden.Jackie has added Lily to the conversation
Lily
what
what is thisOr: Ilya Rozanov is, apparently, one of the girls.
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- Part 1 of You Have (81) Unread Messages
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24 Apr 2026
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Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.
Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.
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- Part 7 of my heated rivalry fics
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25 Apr 2026