17 Works by kazzeng
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Without taking another step, firmly planted, the man pulls a black silicone dildo off the wall and walks to the counter in long, calculated strides. When he places it on the counter between them, his face is perfectly serene besides the slight wideness of his eyes. Zhenya has to concede to what Anya had said – he does look scared.
or: sidney crosby discovers that sexual self-discovery is, conveniently, retail assisted.
a sex shop au (sort of) (not really)
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every night, every night (and sometimes i yearn through the day) by kazzeng
Fandoms: Men's Hockey RPF
31 Mar 2026
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When he looks at Evgeni, a warm, poking tickle runs down his spine, and it feels like all the blood rushes to his fingertips. Evgeni’s eyes are wide and dark, surrounded by deep purple bags. His face says one thing only: never.
or: sidney crosby finds out the hard way that soul marks don't really care if you're gay or not
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LordStanley87: Yeah I’m a big fan
LordStanley87: Nice poster by the way“You see that?” Geno whipped his head around to look at the poster on the wall. Sid almost wished he hadn’t said anything, he should’ve kept it his own little secret. “How you recognize that? Eight seven, you must be Crosby fan then?”
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The edges of Kirill’s head and shoulders go fuzzy and undefined into the darkness, and Quinn is scared like he’s never been before that it would swallow him whole.
or: quinn's been haunted for as long as he can remember by things he's never quite learned how to name; as he slowly comes apart, kirill tries to piece him together
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They couldn’t pretend this was normal, anymore. They did for a while, always starting in a grapple or a playful scuffle before allowing themselves to devolve to violence. Quinn can’t remember when they gave it up, surrendered to the truth. Probably when it started to devolve into the next thing, the thing that pushed them past any semblance of explainability.
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"Which one?" Quinn asks. Kirill shrugs, the start of a smile growing on his lips for the first time all night. Quinn wished he could’ve been better tonight, sent them to the bar whooping and hollering in celebration, instead of the quasi-funeral they’d all found themselves moping around in. There’s still a pit in his stomach, hard and insistent.
"I like the tall one." He’s staring. Not hiding it, either. Just letting himself look, leaning back in his chair. "Pretty, yes?"
or: fucking two girls while looking longingly in your teammate's eyes (just dudes being bros!)
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When he stares into the dark of the hotel room, he thinks maybe Kirill’s asleep, that he’s having a dream and rolled over into Quinn by pure coincidence.
"Okay, Hughesy?"
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A Quidditch Champion's Guide to Gay Experimentation by kazzeng
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Nov 2025
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“I think, I mean, everyone likes both, right? Just a little bit. I think it’s normal.” His arm slipped down the couch until it was resting on Remus’s shoulder. He didn’t think that was true. “Doesn’t mean you’re gay or anything.”
a. k. a. i just finished my annual reread of atyd
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"what do you mean they don't get together ?????" -me after watching 2 episodes of the x-files
a.k.a. Mulder and Scully fuck for every letter of the alphabet
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the idea for this fic is 1000% credited to OnlyTheInevitable's fic Words of Lust which i love
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It felt stupid, how hung up he was over it. He’d fallen in love with a fucking ghost. How cliche could he get?
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Frank was top of the line, according to the site. Could be programmed for anything he wanted; cooking, maintenance, childcare or sex, all available in the touch of a finger in the app! Any undesirable behavior fixable with a free parts-exchange warranty for fifteen months!
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this is so depraved but i sensed a lack of psychological horror smut in this fandom that needed to be rectified immediately -
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“You know, Gerard, you probably don’t remember, but we actually had a little bit of a good conversation that night.”
“Really? Because from what I remember I was mostly alternating between trying not to puke and throwing myself at you.”
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a.k.a. gerard hates his life at cartoon network and frank wants to buy a bar
a.k.a. admitting that you're falling in love takes a long time
a.k.a. i know absolutely nothing about new jersey -
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Right now, you didn’t care much about what God had to say about it. You wanted to see Eli Sunday break.
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submissive eli sunday supremacy- this man whines and begs!
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The thing you like most about him, is that he fucks like a madman.
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Paul Dano!Riddler my beloved <3
no outright riddler/violence in first chapter
very explicit riddler mentions in second chapter
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Sex is our biological purpose.
There’s no shame in having to pay for it.
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a.k.a. edward nashton likes being called a good boy
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Matt Murdock doesn’t make a habit of hooking up with the people he helps. Or doing it in New York’s alleyways.
Except when he does.
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a.k.a. the daredevil mask stays on during sex
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“Do you fantasize about killing me?”
“Yes.”
And oh boy, did he.
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the murder nightmares were sexual and we all know it.