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The men quiet at some signal, and Commander Cody steps forward. "General Kenobi," he says, "during the battle two days ago, were you flirting with the enemy?"
"No," Obi-Wan says clearly. He was just running his mouth, the way he usually does. It's a distraction tactic, and it works more often than it doesn't.
"The purpose of polling the men," Cody says, "was to see how many of the 212th agree with you. For every one percent that disagrees, you will receive one stroke as punishment."
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- Part 8 of Kenobi Time
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It's been over three weeks when Obi-Wan finally reconnects with the 212th. That means it's been over three weeks since he last orgasmed, and he's feeling it more than he ought.
The rules don't technically apply when he's away from his men like this, but Obi-Wan thinks they'll be pleased to know he followed the rules anyway. They're not complicated, really. He does as he's told and he doesn't make himself come.
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- Part 7 of Kenobi Time
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Cody walks with him, coordinating with his officers via comms, his Force presence layer upon layer of planning. He stops next to a larty that's full of men and puts his helmet carefully on the ground.
He pulls Obi-Wan into a deep, dominating kiss. ...
... "Have fun, vod'e!" Cody shouts, and the transport's door slams shut.
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- Part 6 of Kenobi Time
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Obi-Wan Kenobi, in too-tight civvies and subtle make-up, stares placidly into a camera lens. "The money is good and I'm suited for the work," he says in a level tone.
"You can do better than that, General," Cody says. The clone next to him, introduced to Obi-Wan as Eight-Three, murmurs agreement.
Obi-Wan raises one eyebrow to an angle many Jedi would recognise. It means 'challenge accepted'.
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- Part 5 of Kenobi Time
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Obi-Wan sits down, very carefully, in his usual seat for latemeal. Cody, in his usual seat across the table, looks up from his rations and smirks.
"General," he says in greeting.
"Commander," Obi-Wan replies, voice a little rough.
Even if Cody isn't micro-managing this whole endeavour the way Obi-Wan suspects, he damned well knows why Obi-Wan is having trouble sitting.
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- Part 4 of Kenobi Time
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How, exactly, do you tell the Justice League you weren’t a feral cryptid haunting Gotham? by StandingBi
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
19 Sep 2025
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Part 1: Completed
Part 2: In-progressPart 3: Introductory - TBD
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17 Sep 2025
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Darth Cain, the Reluctant Sith Lord by Zahariel_Scholar
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Warhammer 40.000, Star Wars Legends: The Old Republic (Video Game)
21 Sep 2025
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Some time between TPM and ATC, a hyperdrive malfunction results in the return of a long-lost ship from the ancient Sith Empire, carrying the dreaded Darth Cain, whose reputation in the Old Republic was matched only by his imposter syndrome. Needless to say, this throws a wrench into the plans of Darth Sidious …
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18 Jul 2025
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No Vacant Dream by Anonymous
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
02 Feb 2025
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Fox dies.
Except he doesn’t, because as soon as the creepy Sith ritual drains the last of the blood from his body, he wakes up…somewhere. Somewhere else, where, for once, he can’t feel the Emperor’s claws digging into his head every hour of the cycle.
Unfortunately, this somewhere else is so deep in the middle of nowhere that he gets picked up by a mandalorian—some asshole called Montross who quickly proves that he’d be more helpful dead, especially once Fox finds out that this shabuir wants to sell him off to the Kyr’tsad. In a final bid for freedom, Fox disposes of his would-be captor, commandeers his ship, and goes on the run from the man’s terrorist Kyr’tsad friends and his weird Haat Mando’ad coworkers.
…until the weird coworkers finally catch up to Fox.
Or: upon his death, Fox is thrown several decades into the past, lands in Mandalore’s backyard, gets himself adopted, and (mostly intentionally) alters the course of the galaxy.
Oh, and he isn’t the only vod to get tossed through time and space.
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15 May 2025
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Unkindness, Murder, and Other Things with Feathers by not_whelmed_yet
Fandoms: The Sandman (TV 2022)
16 Oct 2022
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Patrick Wilkinson watched the newest Hitchcock flick with his mates last night. What a stupid idea, birds going crazy and murdering people. So unrealistic you couldn't even really be scared of it. Pat certainly wasn't.
It's just that his job was keeping watch in a creepy cellar of a manor house, making sure a malevolent person-shaped thing didn't escape. That tended to make a person a bit jumpy.
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30 Jun 2024
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they're neutral by deniigiq
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
04 Jul 2022
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They buy the 200 fucking pound fountain. It is infuriatingly cheap, and unspeakably difficult to maneuver into any space without removing paint from said space. Rex has to come out and help them hoist it into the garage and several hours pass around the kitchen table, drinking scalding hot mint tea and plotting. Plotting. Plotting.
They’re going to have to bolt the thing down somehow or else people are going to just steal it right from the center of the roundabout. Cody has about twenty bags of unused cement in his garage and some bolts big enough to get through it if need be.
He looks at Wolffe. Wolffe looks at Rex.
(Retired Commander Cody moves into a new neighborhood and becomes furious at the way a nearby roundabout is treated as a dumpsite. He installs a giant Jedi Crest fountain dead in the center of it and accidentally creates a safe place for the diasporic Jedi community to worship.)
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