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When news of Suna and Osamu’s relationship hits the internet without their approval, their friends leap into action to throw the press off its rhythm and off Suna and Osamu’s trail. Chaos and confusion ensues.
“Hey, Suna?” Washio calls. Weariness and confusion dull the edge of his voice, though more so the latter. Suna, who has an expert understanding of all the nuances of Washio’s levels of exasperation easily determines it's not his fault. This time. Washio holds his phone stupidly close to his face, squinting at the screen. Such blatant confusion usually means Suna needs to decipher whatever incomprehensible jumble of memes Komori sent to the group chat. Given Komori is currently belting the lyrics from "Barbie Girl" — incorrectly — from the shower, it’s safe to assume he doesn’t need to preemptively pull up Urban Dictionary or KnowYourMeme.com.
"What is it?" Suna asks when he doesn't elaborate.
At last, Washio tears himself away from the screen, flipping the phone around so Suna can see. “Since when are Bokuto and Osamu dating?”
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One of Bennett's many dads decides to keep a baby book detailing all of Bennett's childhood firsts and (mis)adventures alike.
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With Suna and Osamu no where to be found, their kiddo heads out on her first adventure.
Alternatively: Suna and Osamu accidentally lock themselves in a closet. Their fearless toddler takes matters into her own hands and promptly runs into Hinata.
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Klee invites Aether to the Knights of Favonius headquarters for an interrogation. Everyone is confused.
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After crossing paths with Diona late one night between Mondstadt and Springvale, Diluc grows concerned for her wellbeing. What follows sends him on a journey that will change both of their lives forever.
Diluc's parenting instincts have Activated
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- Part 1 of Finding Home
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It Takes a Village by keenbean, pancake_surprise (keenbean)
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe
05 Aug 2018
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Ficlets featuring parents, Bruce Banner and Thor, and kid Loki
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Raised by Wolves by keenbean, pancake_surprise (keenbean)
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 May 2021
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A series of loosely connected one-shots and stories in a world where Sirius and Remus raise Harry.
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SunaOsa
accidentallyget married two days before SakuAtsu's wedding. Here's how they deal with it. (Stupidly, of course).Spin offs:
- Move a Little Closer: Atsumu's bachelor's party
- Now I'm a Believer: Five times AkaGin were not on a date + the promise of one
- Bad Reputation: A little tipsy after a holiday party with the national team, Suna gushes over Osamu to anyone who will listen
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let me tell you what i do know by keenbean, pancake_surprise (keenbean)
Fandom: Haikyuu!!
02 Apr 2022
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Cavalry Captain Kaeya was informed of a recent series of strange murders across Teyvat, orchestrated by a suspicious cult. His sources say their next target was in Mondstadt. Eager to spice up his quiet life, he tails them to the Angel's Share.
Not even Diluc could've foreseen the chain of events that followed.
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In another time, Cavalry Captain Diluc's dear brother who died years ago by protecting him and their father from Ursa the Drake, miraculously crawls out of the grave, well and truly alive - somehow older, but as long as he was back nothing else mattered.
(Thank you for the new summary dear reader Kry_Chi !)
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24 Oct 2025
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Only Cyno would think to pass on a timid, fragile young girl from one general to another. As much as the moniker “General Forest Watcher” irked and bewildered Tighnari, he was not so obtuse as to not understand why his fellow Rangers had picked it up in the first place. He didn't consider himself a very nurturing individual, and it felt foolish to gamble his ability to be so on a traumatized girl's well-being.
But what other options did she really have?
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Tighnari returns from the city one evening to find that Collei has left on a perilous excursion into the woods to rescue a lost child. As he searches for the both of them, he thinks about what he might find - and all the things that led him to this point.
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06 Oct 2025
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love song for the unromantic by leify for pandawful
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
01 Feb 2025
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“Diluc,” she says, exasperated. “I’m messed up. All the sisters agree I’m bad to the bone. All I’m good for is killing, and they don’t even let me do that anymore. People like me shouldn’t get flowers.”
“With all due respect, you’re wrong,” he says stubbornly. “And anyway, they aren’t flowers. They’re Windblumes.”
Five times Diluc gave Rosaria a Windblume, and one time she returned the favour.
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06 Oct 2025
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In the wake of the tragedy that tore his family apart, Jean offers Kaeya her hand in marriage to keep him safe and in the Knights. But the fate of the Ragnvindrs is only one of the troubles besetting Mondstadt. As Kaeya and Jean dig into Diluc's loss and other suspicious events, they find themselves trying to unwind a conspiracy that may test their fragile new family to its limits.
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- Part 1 of Bells and Spires
Bookmarked by keenbean
06 Oct 2025
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In response to the Raiden Shogun,
[REDACTED]*
With all due respect (which is none),
Buer
*A string of ancient Inazuman curses and blasphemy unfit for uncensored translation in the Steambird. For the original, uncensored version, please refer to page 39.
Nahida winced as she read the public announcement Hat Guy had made in her name. If this mess wasn’t bad before, it certainly would be now.
What started with a lie about the Tsaritsa’s scepter being replaced by Barbatos soon escalated into a public argument involving all Archons.
Whatever reason public statements were made for, this wasn’t it.
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