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    When Shen Yuan had transmigrated into《Proud Immortal Demon Way》as a mere canon fodder with no cultivation nor a single copper coin to his name, his first idea was to use his voice to his advantage. He had always known he could sing, he had fifteen years of musical lessons under his belt, dammit!

    So, he thoroughly channeled everything he learned in the six years of voice lessons his parents forced him into, set up a bowl in front of him by the quieter part of the town plaza, and sung his heart out.

    He just happened to run into a certain white lotus while busking.

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    26 Feb 2021

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    “We can’t forget the condom, of course,” Wei Ying re-affirms, with a straight face. “Very important.”

    “Very,” Lan Zhan nods. “Wouldn’t want any accidents to occur. Not when you’re most fertile. The chances are… very high.”

    “Wouldn’t be ideal,” Wei Ying says, nodding even harder.

    “Yes, wouldn’t be,” Lan Zhan parrots.

    Or, Lan Zhan and Wei Ying attempt to baby-trap each other into a marriage, without realising the other is doing the same. The results... are not that bad?!!

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    24 Nov 2020

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    The reboot completes, and Wei Ying’s brain smashes this information together into two mind-shattering thoughts. Number one, he knew very well already, and is now further seared by defined muscles and a mouth-watering tattoo into his every waking moment: Lan Zhan is the hottest fucking person on the planet.

    Number two: that guy wasn’t visiting Lan Zhan’s neighbour, he was visiting Lan Zhan, which means:

    Lan Zhan fucks.
    Lan Zhan fucks.
    Lan Zhan fucks.

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    Lan Zhan has been Wei Ying's best friend for years. Literally, years. How did he not already know? How has he missed this most important of facts? And more importantly, how is he ever going to get over it?

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    15 Nov 2020

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    Iwaizumi blinked his gaze over to Oikawa, "Last time was supposed to be a one time thing," he said, voice low, lacking some conviction.

    Oikawa's lips twitched into a smirk and he brought them hovering just over Iwaizumi's, "One time thing, Two time thing, what's it matter as long as it's not a Relationship thing?"

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    24 Oct 2020

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    Joker awakens inside a gilded cage in an unfamiliar Palace. It turns out Crow brought him there for a life imprisonment rather than execution, but what does he want from him?

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    02 May 2020