17 Works by kingsoftheimpossible
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a southern us au
“Mmm,” Louis hums, tipping his head slightly in acknowledgement. “You know what I reckon all the baseball games you’ve seen have in common?”
Harry rocks on his heels, uncertain, drifting. If it were daylight, if he could see Louis’ face, maybe he’d see where this was going. As it is, he hazards a guess, smiling beseechingly even though Louis probably can’t see him very well. “That I didn’t know what was going on?”
“I reckon,” Louis says, taking the cigarette from his mouth and flicking the ashes to the ground, “you only ever paid attention to baseball when it involved paying attention to me.”
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The breath Louis drags in is shaky, tinged with the heat from Harry’s mouth. “If I dreamed you up to get myself off, I’d have made you more attractive.”
Harry pulls back just far enough to look more fully at Louis’ face, lips spreading into a wide cattish smile, all teeth. “You’ve really got to stop embarrassing yourself by trying to lie to me.”
or: Things were a lot easier before Louis' hallucinations decided to give themselves a body and a name.
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Louis gets dumped a week before his wedding and spends his woulda-been Vegas stag party Suffering and heckling a somewhat well-meaning hypnotist.
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sort of like that disney movie the 13th year by kingsoftheimpossible
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
30 Jun 2015
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It’s not that Zayn can’t swim so much as he’s never had a reason to try. (a cross-posted tumblr ficlet)
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teach you tricks that'll blow your mind by kingsoftheimpossible
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
06 Jun 2015
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It happens because Louis is stoned off his fucking head, and no one can find the fucking remote, and the Westminster Fucking Kennel Fucking Club Fucking Dog Fucking Show comes on.
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- Part 3 of let the dog decide
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"Simone Weil says that when you really love you are able to look at someone you want to eat and not eat them."- Marie Howe, "After the Movie"
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- Part 2 of let the dog decide
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Things catch up with them.
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- Part 3 of take me to the church
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i can be ur best friend & u be my homie by kingsoftheimpossible
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
25 Dec 2014
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Zayn is a solo artist. Louis is his new bodyguard. Crack trash.
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let the dog decide by kingsoftheimpossible for almostwinter
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
16 Oct 2014
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“It’s- you know how- have you ever watched dogs fuck?”
“I’m out,” Zayn mutters, popping up off the couch and heading for the door.
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everything is the same, except Niall is a werewolf.Series
- Part 1 of let the dog decide
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Louis is a crossroads demon and Harry is just a kid who wants to play guitar.
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lay your head on the riverbed by kingsoftheimpossible for dialetheism
Fandoms: One Direction (Band), Radio 1 RPF
14 Jul 2014
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“My best friend is a monster,” Harry says, which isn’t the weirdest thing he’s ever said to Nick.
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"Forgive me, Father," Louis says, quiet wavering voice flowing through the sanctuary like an electric charge, "but I just can't stop sinning."
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- Part 2 of take me to the church
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short tumblr prompt fill: "It’s not a blowjob. It’s just a dare. Or something."
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- Part 1 of tumblr prompt fills
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Harry and Louis are Horsemen of the Apocalypse- War and Conquest- but that's not really important. They just like to fuck things up.
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- Part 1 of take me to the church
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The least serious ghost!fic on this entire planet, probably. Harry haunts a playground, and Louis stops by one night after work.
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- Part 1 of handling the undead
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don't have to go to the pool by kingsoftheimpossible for Turtles
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
05 Aug 2013
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Louis is the captain of the swim team, Harry is in love with him a bit, and there's this ritual before Big Meets. Everything goes fine. alternative summary: a suspicious lack of swimming for a story involving a swim team.
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explosions only you and i can hear by kingsoftheimpossible for aliferuined
Fandoms: One Direction (Band), Radio 1 RPF
25 May 2013
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they don't like each other but nick has a huge cock.