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  1. Public Bookmark 47

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    "So," Dick begins, stirring his own cappuccino with a small, metal spoon. "Tell me about yourself."

    "What's there to tell? You know the important parts already." Jason leans back in his chair, crossing his arms over his chest. "Like the fact that I let men fuck me for money, and that I might soon be homeless, because your father decided our building would look better as an orphanage."

    "Jesus, Jason. Do you have to be so blunt about it?" Dick winces, rubbing the back of his neck. There's something almost boyish about the gesture, a vulnerability that Jason finds unexpectedly disarming.

    "I do. Because I'm not here to pretend I'm someone I'm not. That's your thing, not mine." Jason bites back the words as soon as they're out, the bitterness coating his tongue like poison.

     

    (Or, Jason is just trying to mind his own business and survive when Bruce Wayne buys the building he lives in. Not only is he suddenly on the verge of becoming homeless, but he also ends up crossing paths with Wayne's ridiculously handsome son, Dick Grayson, who, for some reason, seems very interested in him.)

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    14 Sep 2026

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    After the death of Jason Todd, Dick made the decision to return to Gotham to ensure no future Robin ever suffered the same fate as his Little Wing, personally overseeing the training of every Robin to come. Ten years later, Batman leaves Gotham without warning to investigate an unknown that has Bruce staring at Jason’s long-abandoned bedroom door. He puts Nightwing in charge of the others and tasks Dick with keeping an eye on a new "vigilante" who can't seem to decide whose side he's on— a mysterious Red Hood, who also doesn’t have any qualms against working alongside Gotham’s most wanted.

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    12 Sep 2026

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    He was just a human as far as he knew, just a normal guy who went to high school and met a guy and fell in love with him and pretended to like the most popular girl in school who ended up falling for the guy he was in love with! Perfectly normal.

    But, looking back on his normal, average life, there were always weird things.

    The way that when he got bloody noses they always healed quickly. The way he never had a serious fracture, even when he fell directly on his arm from several feet. The little lucky things that there was no non-magical explanation for, looking back on it.

    Or, Bernard is a meta in Gotham. He does the obvious thing and hides it from everyone- including his vigilante boyfriend.

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    09 Sep 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 41

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    “C’mon, Wally, let me hear you,” Dick coaxes, pumping his fingers in and out. “You don’t have to hide from me.”

    “I-I, sorry. I’ll try,” Wally stutters out. “I’m not used to being able to be loud.”

    Dick crooks his fingers up, and Wally moans brokenly when they brush against his spot, a barely there touch. “There we are,” Dick says. “Good boy. Be as loud as you want, baby.”

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    03 Sep 2026

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    Draco wears his white blond hair long, just like his father. Harry meets him at Madam Malkin’s shop, thinks he’s a very pretty girl, and instantly has a crush.

    Draco Malfoy is not a girl. In fact, no one in this fic is gender-swapped. Harry’s just really bad at picking up gender cues in the wizarding world.

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    27 Aug 2026