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    Someone’s out to kill Pansy Parkinson. Can her former enemies put aside their own prejudices long enough to save her life?

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    In which Hermione finds herself again following her divorce, becomes re-acquainted with old enemies, and nearly everyone takes their clothes off.

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    A successful CEO of a beauty company, Pansy Parkinson is unlike any other pureblood lady from her circle - independent, unattached, driven and daring. How will her life change when none other than Hermione Granger appears in her life again? And how did she get those scars?

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    Hermione and Pansy’s eighth year at Hogwarts is coming to an uninspiring and rather dull end. After almost nine months of monotonous classes, stressful exams, and all of the other wonders of almost-adulthood, both are ready to get the fuck out of Hogwarts and not look back. The only consolation lies just beyond graduation-- Pansy has accepted a dream job offer, and the paperwork for Hermione’s London apartment has, at last, been finalized.

    But, of course, it can’t last. When two idiots in their Charms class get into a fight, Pansy and Hermione are at the wrong place during the wrong time, and because of it they’re plunged into a chaotic and seemingly never-ending situation that threatens to derail their lives as they know it.

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    “What? What are you talking about?”

    Draco sighs, shaking his head. “I’m saying that if you want to win this campaign, you have to be in a relationship.”

    “Well, I’m not in a relationship,” Hermione snaps. “This entire discussion is wasting time, okay? We just have to find another angle. Maybe focusing on my political record--”

    “I have someone. Someone who’s willing to help you out.”

    Hermione pauses. Even Ginny’s gaze snaps up from her phone.

    “Say that again?”

    “Pansy Parkinson. From school. She’s been living in Paris for the past couple years, doing charity work and dabbling in local politics. She’s willing to pose as your very serious girlfriend until the end of the campaign.” Draco waves his hand around. “For something in return, of course.”

    “No-- absolutely not!” Hermione says sharply. “We can’t do that!”

    Draco cocks his head. “Can’t we, though?”
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    Hermione’s on track to become the youngest Minister of Magic in history. There’s just one issue-- the polls hate her. Well, the polls hate her gayness, specifically. When a solution is presented that could fix everything, who’s she to decline?

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