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Take the Moon, And in the Night I'll See You by Danasauurr, kuumpiim for lanbanli
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Jul 2021
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Shang Qinghua watched as the younger Mobei Jun studied his dream counterpart. He brought a thumb to his mouth, initially just to still them from speaking, but the pad on his warm lips lingered. Swiping across plush lips, his gaze locked on them with a yearning that the present day Shang Qinghua had never seen before.
Something about watching the scene made his stomach flutter, as if he was prying on an intimate moment, and it dawned on him exactly whose fantasy this belonged to. “My king, this isn’t… your dream, is it?”
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Galvanized Fealty by kuumpiim
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Dec 2020
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The nickname was a foreign presence on Mobei Jun’s tongue, so out of place compared to the nightmares he’d faced that day. “...Shang-gege?”
AU where Airplane works as Linguang Jun's spy, yet still aids a young prince through his darkest hours.
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Frostbite by kuumpiim, sinayaa
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Sep 2020
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The breadth of his hand latched onto Shang Qinghua’s throat, a rabbiting pulse beating against his icy palm. Mobei Jun pressed him down onto the mattress, filling in the space with his own body. Drawing close to him.
His accusation was barely above a whisper. “You supplied my uncle with the very Xuanyang tinder he tried to burn me with.”
An involuntary twitch ran down Shang Qinghua’s spine.
It was proof enough.
MoShang Week 2020 / Day 1: PIDW
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Performance Appraisal by kuumpiim
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Aug 2020
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Mobei Jun may be a powerful demon lord, second-in-command only to his OP son, but why was he constantly finding himself dangerous scenarios? Why does a lowly peak lord have to be the one to keep bailing him out of trouble?! Please give this servant a break, my king!
Or, all the times Shang Qinghua was promoted in Mobei Jun’s service.
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After an outing in Feferi dreambubble, Cronus understands that one doesn't hold the title of Heiress of Hellmurder Planet without being just as cruel.
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Yeah well sometimes it does feel like you’re a little freak who’s horny about me. Talking about me with Matty and George and Gabbriette, shittalking me to everyone that’ll listen. Maybe you are obsessed.
Her eyes fell toward Charli.
Maybe you’re still in love with me.
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04 Oct 2025
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Ellwood and Gaunt observe the start of WWII.
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02 Jul 2025
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Aurors Potter and Malfoy crack the case.
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08 Jun 2025
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“This too will be added to your ledger,” Alhaitham says flatly, tilting his head.
Kaveh shoots him a beleaguered look, eyes red rimmed and thick lashes wet as he peers up through them. Surely whatever Kaveh ingested is far from incurable. Aphrodisiacs rarely are.
“Fucking me is going to cost me?” Kaveh scoffs, visibly incensed. “You would sell yourself just to get one more thing to hold over me?”
Alhaitham’s carefully measured expression hides the way his stomach swoops.
Ah.
“Ah.” Alhaitham raises an eyebrow. A switch turns on in his head, washing out reason from his mind and starting to fill it with something else entirely. “I said I would help you, Kaveh. I didn’t say I’d sleep with you.”
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02 Feb 2025
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A hypothetical: wherein Richard does not quite recover from his disastrous winter.
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06 Nov 2024