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Удачно рассчитанная мелочность by kuzemnikus
Fandoms: Майор Гром | Major Grom (Comics), Майор Гром | Major Grom (Trofim Movies), Чумной Доктор | Plague Doctor (Comics)
07 Feb 2025
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Вселенная, стремясь к сохранению энергии, часто могла подобрать в качестве соулмейта идеального собутыльника в ближайшей сотне километров... и всë.
Ситуация Сергея Разумовского была хуже: он просто проморгал судьбоносную встречу. В почти тридцатник скандальные интрижки доконали настолько, что пришлось падать в ноги другу, чтобы тот нашел свидание.
Олег Волков не думал, что за время его отсутствия на родине полиция превратилась в филиал Цирка на Фонтанке. Сюрприз: Олега арестовали и шантажировали, чтобы он согласился пойти «плюсом» с какой-то местной знаменитостью. Что ж... волки, оказывается, еще как делали «але-оп», если им хорошенько прищемить хвост.
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Последнее благословение by kuzemnikus
Fandoms: Майор Гром | Major Grom (Comics), Майор Гром | Major Grom (Trofim Movies), Чумной Доктор | Plague Doctor (Comics)
04 Dec 2024
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Мир в шаге от гибели. Группа усталых путешественников ищет наследника древнего рода Разумовских — единственного чародея, способного одним благословением запереть врата в Ад еще на тысячу лет.
И находит — правда, совсем не так, как хотелось.
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Our Pleasures and Displeasures by HRioo
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
02 Jan 2025
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Gojo takes this as an opportunity to butt in. “Seems like the King of Curses likes to chat a lot, going by how much we keep losing you.” He muses somewhat intrigued. “I’m guessing he’s going through your memories?” At Yuuji’s dismayed nod, he continues, “Perhaps he’d like to chat with me instead? Do you think you could switch with him?”
Yuuji cringes remembering Sukuna’s earlier confession, “I don’t think that’s a good idea?”
Gojo, misunderstanding, reassures the boy. “He’s no threat to me. Just give us a minute, after that minute is up come back to us.” He starts stretching his long limbs and smiles cockily at him, “Don’t worry, I’m the strongest.”
‘That’s not what I’m afraid of.’ Yuuji laments silently. The man has no idea what a pervert the curse inside him is and unfortunately for everyone involved the curse has his sights set on the white-haired man. He could already feel Sukuna’s anticipation.
Yuuji nods hesitatingly. ‘Sukuna please don’t molest Fushiguro’s teacher.’ He begs.
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06 Dec 2025
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asura's penance. by asteriacrows
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
10 Dec 2025
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incessantly, on and on, without pause. waking, disintegrating, over and over, endlessly. he was weary, now. the cycle of karma had branded itself into his skin, blazing cold, frigid fire. he was like a spider caught in its own web, like a snake biting its own tail, helpless to be devoured by himself.
everything left of him, eroded away, the ocean of time carving its way through his cliffside.
he, only once, lived guided by his own pleasure and displeasure. after that, the wheel of fate, the rope of destiny, tightened around his neck, far more a cage or prison than the boy with blossom hair ever had been.
vexation, humiliation, exhaustion, and finally nothing at all– a blank slate, cleansed of evil.
…the buddha and king enma both must be laughing at him.
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06 Dec 2025
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Instead of fighting at the Valley of the End, Sasuke convinces Naruto to join him.
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23 Aug 2025
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Kakashi can think of no reason for Sasuke's inexplicable and drastic change in behavior. He doesn't like the desperate, haunted gleam in his student's eyes, and he also doesn't like the nagging feeling that he's missing something very important.
Aka: Future Sasuke goes to Past Sasuke and gives him a reality check with Specific Intentions, but as with most Uchiha, his methods leave much to be desired.
(Featuring: Childhood trauma FTW, Konoha's shitty care of orphans, and absolutely no one having a fun time.)Series
- Part 1 of bad ideas (Naruto style)
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07 Aug 2025
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After the end of the Triwizard Tournament, Harry is alone and struggling to find a way to hang on to his sanity when an unexpected boon walks into his house and kidnaps him to Gringotts. The Most Noble House of Nott is attacked and Theodore is left with nothing but ashes, a single gemstone, and the burning fire of something bigger than himself lodged forever in his soul. Lucius Malfoy suffers a momentary lapse in sanity and raises his wand against the Dark Lord. The lines between light and dark, good and evil, blur together and disappear entirely. All the while, Harry goes searching for who "Just Harry" is and keeps coming back to a dark-eyed Slytherin he never thought he'd call his friend...
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18 May 2025