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“So, your relationship is… you two are… having troubles?”
Tobirama, his brother-in-law, looked at him like he was an idiot. “Of course not. We’re very amicable.”
“What?” Izuna was confused. “Then why are you two not…” He grimaced, cursing the gods and his tragic lot in life. He better be racking up so much good karma for this! Izuna buried his face in his hands for a breathless scream before looking up and blurting, “Why aren’t you banging anymore!?”
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Sasuke’s defection, and Naruto’s near death, were a wakeup call.
If that was what Sasuke’s acknowledgement looked like, like a fist through the chest, then Sakura didn’t want it. She’d release Naruto from that stupid ‘promise of a lifetime’. Because if Sasuke killed Naruto for real, Sakura would have to kill Sasuke right back.
That was her promise of a lifetime.
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Undercover at a brothel to gather intel – henged into a woman, chakra suppressed down to nothing – wasn’t the most comfortable way to spend a few weeks. But it wasn’t like Madara had to sleep with the clientele. Sharingan genjutsu was the perfect tool for fooling them into thinking they had.
Well, it had been the perfect tool. But then, who should walk in but Tobirama fucking Senju – a superb sensor, who would absolutely clock Madara if he called up his chakra for genjutsu. Madara’s pride refused to let him abandon a mission, however, which meant…
Fucking godsdammit, he was going to have to fuck Tobirama Senju.
For the mission!
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Maybe, in another world, Orochimaru would have spent the week in village instead.
Maybe, in another world, Tsunade would have been alone as Dan Katō bled out.
That is not this world.
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“Tsunade?” Orochimaru prodded. She remained frozen. Battlefield shock? In a medical situation? He looked at said medical situation – at Dan, her lover – and hissed. “Sentiment,” he cursed, and lunged towards Dan.
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Human interactions were not Orochimaru’s strength. Fortunately, Tsunade was always willing to answer questions. The jōnin standby station probably wasn’t the best place to ask, but options were limited. He’d just have to deal with the lack of privacy, and Jiraiya being a nuisance, and Tsunade mooning over Katō, and…
And the very distracting presence of the subject of his question – and object of his affections – Sakumo Hatake, just across the room.
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"Team Seven?"
"Pass." At the various incredulous looks, Kakashi shrugged. "I had to pass them. They time traveled from the future and said they'd spoil the next three years worth of Icha Icha if I failed them."
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14 Nov 2025
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Blackmail is an Ugly Word | by JohnBurtonLee
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There was a decent chance that Jason Todd wanted to kill him, and all Tim could think about was how much he wanted to be thrown up against a wall and fucked.
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13 Nov 2025
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hold on tight, hold on for life | by Fenris13
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Tiny Tim: all i want is for someone with a monster cock to fuck my brains out until im drooling, is that too much to ask?
He sets his phone down and makes it about 5 seconds into reorganizing the granola bar shelf before realizing his fatal error. With a feeling like ice water being poured down his back, Tim snatches his phone back up and has to input his password 3 separate times before he calms down enough to type it correctly.
Oh. Fuck.
Tim is mentally adding this whole situation to the Top 10 List of Worst Things That Have Happened to Him Ever when he sees a new notification come in, not from one of the group chats this time.
Jason Todd: wanna fuck?
Or, Tim accidentally sends a text message to the wrong group chat, but it all works out in the end.
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11 Nov 2025
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Ignore the Previous Message (or don't) | by JpegDotJpeg
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Jason doesn't know what possesses him to stick his cock in a gloryhole in the bathroom of this shitty club, but it probably has something to do with how fucking drunk he is. And now he can't stop thinking about the owner of those magical fucking lips that gave him the best blowjob of his life.
Tim doesn't know what possesses him to suck some stranger's cock at a gloryhole in the bathroom of this shitty club, but it probably has something to do with how fucking drunk he is. And now he can't stop thinking about the exact tenor of the low groan as the stranger came, and the fingers that pushed through the hole to stroke his cheek softly.
Funny how some stories overlap like that.
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- Part 7 of JayTim works
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Tim gets tired of constantly having to remove all the bugs Batman and Oracle plant in his apartment, so he cooks up a scheme to make them regret ever listening in. But he'll need some help, of course.
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- Part 9 of JayTim works