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“I didn’t lose shit, fucker!” Vox screamed. “I won! And you well know that this isn’t because I had a fight with an old rival!”
“Then why you suicidal picture box?” Alastor yelled back.
“I was fucking in love with you!” Vox said as more tears went down his screen. “I was in love with you and you fucking went and… and become my enemy! Made me your enemy! I was in love with you, I finally could’ve loved someone freely, I dared to love for the first time and you broke my fucking heart and now yes, I will kill everyone in this fucking city because I am that emotional! You’d never guess how that is like you fucking iceberg!”
Alastor’s smile finally faltered. He blinked, Charlie could see his friend’s lip trembling. Alastor let out a noise she had never heard from him before, was it a whine?
“Was?” He asked as his smile slowly went away from his face.
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The Erebor Princes by lefttesticalofbelisarius
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
04 Nov 2025
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“So, listen to my declaration: ‘We hold these truths to be self-evident that all Men are created equal.’And when I meet Aragorn, son of Arathorn, I'm going to compel him to include Dwarrow in the sequel.”
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- Part 2 of Hamilton x Tolkien
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- English
- Words:
- 760
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
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So Your Whole Story Wasn't A Setup? by lefttesticalofbelisarius
Fandoms: Hamilton - Miranda, Historical RPF
02 Nov 2025
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“What were they saying?”
“Well the door was closed but from what I gathered, they were planning a prank… I guess I heard the word prank, I'm sure of that. I just don’t know what it is… oh and Jefferson said something about making you feel nostalgic and he was planning this for months?”
“A prank…”
“Yes.” Hercules said and reached for Alexander’s hand. “Look I’d be so happy if that asshole decided to be a normal person and you two started to get along but… what if he’s…”
“What if he’s just acting nice to me for this prank, you are saying?”
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Come Before The Summer Ends by lefttesticalofbelisarius
Fandoms: Hamilton - Miranda, Historical RPF
30 Oct 2025
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“Isn’t it weird that we didn’t know our names for two months?”
“I still don’t know yours sir.”
“Well… I only know your nickname so… you must only know my nickname too.”
“Or we can just tell each other our names?”
“Yes but where is the fun in that?”
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Durin’s Sword by lefttesticalofbelisarius
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
24 Oct 2025
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They both ate a lot and drank a lot and before they knew it, Enkidu was holding Frodo’s hand and pulling him somewhere. Enkidu shushed the giggling hobbit and sneaked them into the shrine.
“What is this place?” Frodo asked with a little voice.
“This shrine was made for Durin, the ancestor of dwarrow. And this -he pointed at the glorious sword- was made for his son.”
Frodo smiled. “It’s beautiful.”
“It is… and is also magical.”
“How so?”
“It is said that this sword can only be wielded and used by the current King’s son. That usually means the heir prince but if the heir is the King's grandson or nephew, they can’t. The sword would weigh tons for those who are not King’s son but light as a feather for him.”
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My Lover Is A Sharp Knife by lefttesticalofbelisarius
Fandoms: Historical RPF, Hamilton - Miranda
18 Oct 2025
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And as soon as his words were finished a loud noise of slap echoed through the room. Even Angelica was shocked at what she had done. Thomas’s face was still turned to his side with the force of that slap. It hurt. Angelica Schuyler was at least a foot shorter and a lot weaker than him and yet it hurt. He didn’t look her in the eye and turned his head back. That was when Angelica noticed that she slapped his mouth with her hand with the ring. The ring tore the skin of Thomas’s lips, the very same lips Angelica couldn’t get enough of… As his lip was bleeding slightly, Thomas nodded and talked with a hoarse voice. “Good night, Mrs. Church.”
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Fili took a big sip from his glass and smiled. He should be talking, not torturing himself more by thinking that night. “I know Thorin will be happy as his husband. Congratulations to the couple.”
Everyone was chanting and clapping and Fili could only look at Ori. He was watching him too. Fili knew he would never be satisfied. He, himself, was never going to be satisfied.
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- Part 1 of Hamilton x Tolkien
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Just when he was about to walk to his love, Thrain slides before him. “Absolutely not!” He said. “You brought shame on your One. The tradition and its rules are clear. I will write to Belladonna and invite her here. I’m sure she will be happy for us and Ereborfolk but I guarantee you lad, she is the fiercest thing you will ever meet and you have met your cousin Dain’s line of the family. She is worse. Wait until she hears about what you have been doing to her precious son! You know the rules, you have to get her blessing, convince her that you are good enough for his son if you want to keep Bilbo Baggins by your side. That’s right, I’m not letting you get it easy, no. I will write that letter right now!”
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Thrain lives and absolutely livid that his son went and broke his bestie Belladonna’s son’s heart.
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Fili put his hands on his waist. “So… this is how a bed should look like if you put it all together huh?”
“Yes, you should try it sometimes.”
“I can’t deal with doing that every night. Can’t you do it for me?”
“I’m not doing this twice every night Fili!” Ori complained. Fili took a step towards him. “Who said anything about twice?”
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Five More Minutes by lefttesticalofbelisarius
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
28 Aug 2025
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Fili desperately tried to keep Ori close to him, he took his cheek in his hand and let his fingers run between Ori’s beautiful hair. Like he always has, he caressed one of his braids and that’s when he saw a string of blonds on it. Ori had braided his hair into his own. It was an old forgotten tradition. Before the war times, dwarrow would leave a lock to their Ones and their One would braid it to their hair when they learned that their Ones wouldn’t come back to them. Ori didn’t think Fili could come back to him anymore.
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Stealing the Heart of the Mountain (or the Durins) by lefttesticalofbelisarius
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
24 Aug 2025
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Bilbo looked at him, not understanding what was that supposed to mean. “So… you find my explanation satisfactory?”
“Sure.”
“You forgive me?” Bilbo smiled, desperately wanting to kiss him again. When his eyes fell to his lips Thorin pushed him a little. “Yes yes, just please don’t kiss me again.”
Just when Bilbo’s heart was about to break, he heard another voice. “Yes Bilbo, please don’t kiss my sister again.” When he turned to his right, he saw Thorin with his shocked and traumatised nephews. Wait- he saw Thorin?
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Darling Can’t You Hear Me? S.O.S. by lefttesticalofbelisarius
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
19 Aug 2025
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“We can train Frodo but no barging into the room and waking up your uncle.” Thorin said. “If you wake up, I’ll come to your room and we can train after. Okay?”
“Okay!” Frodo cheered. “Thank you Uncle Thorin, you are the best.”
Ouch. Okay that hurt. Of course Thorin was the best but… Frodo was the only reminder of Shire Bilbo had in that mountain, his only kin and still he wasn’t the best in Frodo’s eyes. He must have sucked royally for that to happen.
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Bilbo and Thorin adopted Frodo and Bilbo is jealous how Thorin seems to connect with the boy better than him.
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Baggins Boy by lefttesticalofbelisarius
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
15 Aug 2025
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What if it was King of Erebor Thorin Oakenshield’s patrol who found Frodo and Sam and not Faramir? What if Thorin’s stupid ass saw a hobbit with the name of Baggings with his obsession over his necklace but with his features and assumed the funniest?
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Would You Fall In Love With Me Again? by lefttesticalofbelisarius
Fandoms: Star Wars Original Trilogy
26 Jun 2025
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The door cracked open and let the wind flew from the balcony Padmé was standing on since she heard the familiar roar of Millennium Falcon and rushed to her balcony to check. When she saw Han, Luke and Chewie walked out of her, she felt relieved, happy that they were okay from the mission they weren’t granted permission for. As she waited for her daughter, her heart felt heavier. And when she finally came out, she wasn’t alone. She was bringing a guest.
Ever since she saw her daughter and son happy with him, Obi-Wan hugging him, she couldn’t move. It felt like a dream again, a dream where her husband would come back to her.
“Padmé…” The hesitant yet full of longing robotic voice was never so sincere.
She turned her back. “Is it you? Have my prayers been answered? Is it really you standing there, or am I dreaming once more?” She asked with agony. She walked up to him. “You look different, your body looks tired.” And she asked almost not believing herself. “Is it really you, my love?”
“I am not the man you fell in love with.” Anakin answered with shame. “I am not the man you once adored. I am not your kind and gentle husband. And I am not the love you knew before.”
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First time Vartolu had gay sex :)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,116
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 20
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Don't Tell Father by lefttesticalofbelisarius
Fandoms: شاهنامه - فردوسی | Shahnameh | The Book of Kings - Ferdowsi
15 May 2025
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A story of how Tur and Iraj's relationship developed throughout the epic
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He saw the defeated general who refused to kneel before him was lost in pleasure under him.
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Mehmed being obsessed with winning and Constantine doesn't act like he was defeated
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My Heart's In Your Hands Half-Naked by lefttesticalofbelisarius for sabotenn
Fandoms: Historical RPF
02 May 2025
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Swords clashing, men panting and soldiers cheering… For a whole week Octavius’s day was full of these sounds. Sometimes he couldn’t escape them even in his sleep. The army was strange. Of course, he had heard stories from his great-uncle Caesar and other men his mother knew but experiencing it first-hand was strange. He didn’t like it. And he especially didn’t like Mark Antony.