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The room is too bright.
It’s quaint, in a nauseating sort of way. Polished floors glint from the gleaming honeycomb chandeliers overhead, make him squint. A few vases sprinkled here and there, filling the room with a sickeningly sweet scent – even a waffle-cone headrest framing the silken sheets of a neatly-tucked bed. Outside, the golden sun gleams, the gentle rays of light spilling past curtains that waver in the afternoon breeze.
It's meant to be beautiful. Luxurious. Welcoming.
With one sweep of his cane, Shadow Milk tears it apart.
[[ Completed ]]
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- Part 1 of Jamma Jambound's SDVN works
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Bookmarked by lemmymade
22 Mar 2025
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Jack was a normal, albeit self-important, young businessman. Up until he wasn't.
Problem A: He woke up in the body of the unfathomably handsome teenage boy residing in T.M. Riddle's diary.
Problem B: This apparently meant that he was somehow transported into the world of Harry Potter, a property of which he hardly knew anything about.
Light at the End of the Tunnel A: He managed to attain a physical body.
Problem C: Everyone and their mother was of the belief that he was Voldemort's son, and therefore destined to kill them all. Harry Potter himself seemed unshakably sure of the notion that Jack was out to kill him.
Problem—well, maybe he ought to leave some of the alphabet for everybody else.
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30 May 2024
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The universe Bruce wakes up in has superheroes, aliens and, somewhat more strangely, it also has four children living in Wayne Manor.
Bruce Wayne is almost forty. He's been an innovator, a philanthropist and GQ's Most Wanted twelve years counting. He doesn't remember being a dad. But now that he is, he's going to be the best dad one could possibly be.
Or: Batman is a dick. AU-Bruce saves the day.
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- Part 1 of The French Mistake(s)
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Bookmarked by lemmymade
05 Feb 2023
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He just wanted food. To get out of the rain, even. Not to get chased by some crazy blonde lady with a taser. Why did she have a taser?!
What he certainly didn't expect was to pass out in the pizza-mall, and then wake up to a smiling Sun man in his face.
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- Part 1 of The Dadcare Attendant
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17 Jun 2022
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Celestial Omens (that really like Fishsticks) by BamSara
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's
25 Jul 2023
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When you are ten years old, you find two creatures, bloodied and injured, trapped a net on the beach near your home. You save them, make friends with them, and return them to the sea, leaving you to wonder later if your friends with the Sun colored scales and fins that shone like the full Moon were real or imagined up by a childhood of loneliess.
Time passes. You hear stories of monsters, Sirens in the water, one that is a good omen if spotted, promising your safe voyage as long as you respect the rules of the ocean, and one that sinks ships and eats people for fun. Just folktales meant to scare children.
A decade later, they return the favor, though they don't plan on leaving you so easily this time.
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Bookmarked by lemmymade
09 May 2022

