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    Rodrick Heffley isn’t a student at North Shore High — but that doesn’t stop him from pretending to be one after spotting Regina George in the parking lot.
    She’s hot, terrifying, and way out of his league.
    He’s suspended, delusional, and armed with a fake student ID.
    What could possibly go wrong?

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    22 Oct 2025

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    After getting expelled for “creative differences” with a smoke machine, Rodrick Heffley is shipped to the suburbs to live with his artsy cousin Janis Ian and finish out his senior year at North Shore High. His band is on life support, his report card looks like a horror movie, and the only way he’s allowed to play Battle of the Bands is if he drags his grades out of the crypt.

    Enter Regina George—former queen bee, and currently running a rebrand from “terrifying” to “tolerable.” She needs a public image refresh and a boyfriend who screams “I have layers.” While he needs tutoring, a parole officer for his homework, and someone who can bully him into passing senior year.

    A deal is struck: fake dating for optics; makeover (for his report card) in exchange for another makeover (but this time for her soul… allegedly if she does have one that is).

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    22 Oct 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 12

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    Fake Date Wanted for Pretentious Gala Tomorrow Evening
    Im vex my brother is a dummy who is abandoning me to the wolves for a family thing where everyone will be a rich asshole pretending they care about anything other than becoming even richer assholes. Im looking for someone to fill my brothers usual role of being a good-for-nothing delinquent who can stop me from wanting to kill everyone in the room then myself while we snack on stupidly pretty tiny free food.

    Or, how a community college noticeboard post creates a spark of something new.

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    04 Sep 2025

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    Rule one: They can't tell anyone about the ruse, because Keyleth sucks at lying.

    Rule two: It wouldn't be awkward.

    Rule three: It had to be convincing enough that Syldor Vessar believed it, so they did have to kiss.

    My take on the classic 'Vex and Percy fake date for the holidays' trope.

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    25 Aug 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 54

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    “So: how much time did you buy us, before we sneak into your super-secret lab? Enough for introductions?”
    He grins, wry. “Just.”
    She takes his hand with a dramatic shake, delighted by the levity. “Vex’ahlia. Lovely to meet you…”
    “Percival Fredrickstein von Musel Klossowski de Rolo the third.”
    Vex’ahlia laughs. “Sure! I’ll pretend I’ll remember that.”

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    Percival de Rolo, father of aeormatons and enchantment engineer of Aeor, finds himself with one last person on his list. He might be just the man Vex'ahlia needs for her blasphemous hope: to strip her brother of godhood.
    The Age of Arcanum has bountiful power to offer, little in the ways of gospel or morality.
    On a hiatus while I finish writing the last chapters!

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    25 Aug 2025