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  1. Public Bookmark 29

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    “Two Kingsmen to do the job of a regular protective detail. Is there something else you’re not telling us?”

    Rumi wishes Celine would come out and say it.

    Would yank them by their ears and plunge their heads into the nearest bodies of water to get the message across how utterly and royally they screwed up. Would look into Rumi’s eyes and tell her frankly that her mother, if she was still alive, would be so disappointed in her.

    Celine doesn’t say anything, and the silence rings in Rumi’s ear like the splatter of blood and the rumbling explosion she still hears whenever she closes her eyes.

    “This meeting is adjourned. Merlin will send you the details of Miss Kang’s apartment.”

    So much for manners maketh man.

    After failing an important mission, Agent Gawain and Agent Galahad of the Kingsman are assigned to protect Kang Mira, a chaebol daughter who seems to have trouble follow her wherever she goes.

    Between making sure she doesn't fall in love with her long-term partner, finding out what her adopted mother is hiding, trying to keep Mira alive, and living with the shame of getting her parents killed, Rumi is not having a good time.

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    11 Nov 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 45

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    Rumi was never meant to stand in the spotlight, she belonged to the shadows, carrying scars no one was supposed to see. Mira has lived her whole life in the glare of it, polished and untouchable, even as her world threatened to crack beneath her.

    When Rumi is assigned as Mira’s bodyguard, neither of them expected more than duty and distance. But what begins as obligation slowly unravels into something neither expected.

    As danger closes in and secrets surface, both women are forced to confront what it means to trust, carry scars, and to risk everything for someone who might just matter more than survival itself.

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    10 Nov 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 91

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    The bodyguard/ actor/ streamer AU nobody but me asked for.

    Rumi, the daughter of superstars Celine and Miyeong, starts her job as a bodyguard. She just so happened to be paired with famous couple Kang Mira and Choi Zoey. Mira has been queen of the acting world since she was 15. Zoey took Twitch by storm one stream at a time.

    The two take a quick interest in their new bodyguard and her stoic but exotic appearance. They make a bet to get her to fall for either one of them but things are never that simple in the entertainment business. Especially when you're a bodyguard.

    Shenanigans, chaos, online media craze, and falling in love ensues.

    Or: Bodyguard Rumi, Actor Mira, Streamer Zoey, one bet, infinite gay panic

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    08 Nov 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 54

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    Had a passing thought about Rumi being a clueless hostess at a lesbian lounge. So here we are!

    Rumi's journey to self-discovery through school, work, and relationships. All of which she has a hard time with since she is selectively mute and socially awkward. College student by day, hostess by night. Two different sides of Rumi, two different lives. Slow burn Polytrix romance.

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    07 Nov 2025

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    The woman’s eyes widened, and her hand reached out, not quite touching Rumi, but close. “Not that you’re not beautiful, because wow, you-” She stopped, a look of realisation crossed her face “-I mean, no, wait, no, you are beautiful, but I wasn’t hitting on you, I have a girlfriend-” 

    Rumi ignored her chest squeezing.

     “-A stunning girlfriend, Mira. I mentioned her, right? My girlfriend Mira-” The woman stopped abruptly and lowered her head down into her arms. “Jeez, Zoey, stop rambling at the deaf woman.” It was muffled, but Rumi heard it.

    Silenced by grief, Rumi’s world is transformed when she crosses paths with Mira and Zoey, who guide her toward a voice she thought was lost forever.

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    Mira with Zoey holding her arm in a death grip: Hey, my girlfriend saw you from across the record shop, and we really dig your vibe. Can we buy you a vinyl?
    Rumi, with selective mutism: 👁️👄👁️

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    04 Nov 2025