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  1. Public Bookmark 76

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    Wolfwood braced against the counter, panting and sweating, gripping the wood for dear life. He leaned back, hazy eyes finding Vash’s as his pupils blew wide.

    Oh.

    Oh that’s probably not good.

    - - -

    When it rains, it pours. In Vash’s defense, he really had no idea his pollen could act as an aphrodisiac. Let alone one of this intensity.

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    03 Apr 2026

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    “You say that every time,”the man mumbles, sorting through the envelopes pausing on a red one before separating it from the rest and sticking it into a separate pocket in his oversized, red, duster. “Did I happen to get a bigger package?”

    “That’s all the mail, dear.”

    “Ah, yes. I meant a person. I’m expecting the last piece of my crew today.”

    Georgia’s eyes narrow and flick over to Wolfwood, he’d shaken a cigarette out of his dwindling pack as he watched the interaction go down. He steps forward, tapping the man on the shoulder, shoving his hand forward when the man turns to him.

    "I'm Wolfwood, nice to meet you." Wolfwood sticks the cold cigarette between his lips, grinning around it when the man takes his hand. The leather glove he's wearing squeaks against Wolfwood's palm when he squeezes.

    "Vash. What's your specialty?"

    "Break horses. Put any pony under me and I'll break it."

    A blond brow quirks. "Any pony?"

    Wolfwood smirks around the filter of his smoke, lazily dragging his eyes down from straw gold hair to the long plain of Vash's throat.

    "Any pony."

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    03 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 48

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    “You pull a gun on everyone who stops here?” Wolfwood calls. “That’s not very hospitable of you.”

    The man lifts his weapon, points it towards Vash. 

    “You the Stampede?”

    Vash shrugs and Wolfwood releases the wrapping around the punisher. 

    “Wolfwood,” Vash warns. “No.”

    “I won’t kill you if you let us walk away,” Wolfwood calls. “We really didn’t mean any harm.”

    “We don’t need to fight,” Vash says, holding out his hands.  “I–”

    The sand in front of him explodes. Vash is gone when the dust clears, he’s behind Wolfwood, moving with inhuman speed to shove him hard towards the bike. The gun the man wields has to have some kind of modification. It leaves craters in the sand, holes that burn so hot little balls of glass litter the area around them. 

    “Fuck,” Vash gasps. “Fucking run.”

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    02 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 89

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    Vash’s eyes were drawn down to Wolfwood pants when he reached to tug at them, grumbling as he stiff-legged over to where he’d left some book on the table—oh wow. Oh, that left—there was nothing to the imagination. Oh God. That was—he was—it was very, um. Big. Wow.

    . . .

    Wolfwood's asked to ordain a wedding for a quick buck, and the new suit he's got for the event is a bit too tight. Vash is very normal about this.

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    21 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 89

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    Vash almost dies, accidentally flirts with his best friend, has a crisis, almost dies some more, fucks his best friend on purpose, and nearly gets everything he wants. Not necessarily in that order.

    Or, in other words: a complicated innuendo involving Chekov’s gun.

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    06 Mar 2026