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  1. Public Bookmark 39

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    Colin Bridgerton is spending a quiet afternoon in his Bloomsbury townhouse when he recieves a visitor. It's a young woman who claims to be his new maid that his brother has bought for him.
    "Wait? That's absurd. Surely, this is a mistake?" Wonders Colin, but he doesn't know yet that his life is about to permanently change.

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    After twenty years of shared secrets and whispers. Penelope and Colin are officially leaning into their "hag era" with a marriage of convenience. At thirty-eight and forty-three, they’ve traded the pressure of the marriage mart for a comfortable pact: she gets a travel partner to spice up her retired-Whistledown life, and he finally gets the constant companion he’s been chasing across four continents. It’s a perfectly sensible, purely practical arrangement... isn't it?

    A mix of book and show Polin because I'm a sucker for them.

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    08 Feb 2026

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    Colin’s fingers twitch. He shifts his weight from foot to foot. He’s been waiting for several minutes and he’s only getting more anxious. If only he could see her. He sighs dramatically.

    “Your wife?” asks the customs officer.

    Colin nods, eyes still searching for any glimpse of his friend, before realising that that isn’t correct. “I mean… no…” he mutters quietly.

    We’re in Fiji, he reminds himself. They’re a very friendly people. She’ll be fine.

    He still cannot see Penelope but he has a clear view of the customs officer, wearing plastic gloves and raised eyebrows, as he reaches into Penelope’s suitcase and pulls out the biggest dildo Colin has ever seen.

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  4. Public Bookmark 30

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    It's Penelope's first Purge where she is in the country, instead of hunkering somewhere warm and sunny with Eloise, she stays behind to care for her ill mother. She ends up learning some mind-blowing things about the Bridgerton Brothers, and Colin in particular, that she never expected.

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  5. Public Bookmark 67

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    Colin Bridgerton knows he’s attractive. What he doesn’t know is what it will do to him when Penelope Featherington starts calling him pretty, thirsting over his selfies, and finally deciding she’d like a closer look—preferably upstairs.

    A smutty crackfic inspired by a thirst trap Instagram photo.

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    01 Feb 2026