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Whack! The cane, though much lighter and less powerful than a hammer, seems to do the job in smashing this device. Blessed silence.
“Ashton!” FCG looks at him, shocked for some reason. “Your phone!”
“My head hurts,” Ashton says, trying not to get distracted by wondering what a ‘phone’ is, and why would it makes sounds.
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Ashton wakes up with a headache, in an unknown place, and soon realises they are further away from home than they expected. Thank fuck Orym is also there. -
though quaking, though crazy by michaeldistorted
Fandoms: Gotham (TV), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
12 Jan 2023
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For Oswald Cobblepot, it is supposed to be another day hunting down monstrosities for work. But the monstrosity he encounters is unsettlingly familiar.
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i tried to get to you (but you came to me instead) by michaeldistorted for estullefavric
Fandoms: Gotham (TV)
25 Jun 2022
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Ed gets called an unfamiliar word three times. The fourth time, he understands.
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title from belly of the deepest love by tow'rs
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“A vacation?” Apollo asked.
“Yeah! You know what a vacation is, right Polly? When are you going to get another opportunity like this? A beach vacation? A pool? It’s not like you could afford this place without splitting the cost.”
One condo. Six lawyers. Seven secret plans. What could possibly go wrong?(Otherwise known as: If I can't have my beach vacation, someone has to.)
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06 Sep 2023
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Apollo Justice has rotten luck: he actually wins the grand prize for a mail-in contest, but It's a couple's getaway to a fancy ski lodge in the mountains and Apollo is aggressively single. With no one to go with, Apollo offers them to Klavier since surely, a rockstar would be able to find a date before then, but Klavier has a better idea—they go together and pretend they're a couple. That way, they both get a vacation, plus free food and wine.
And well, Apollo's never been one to pass up free food.
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06 Sep 2023
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You know, Apollo had high hopes for 2028. He and Klavier were actually kind of friends now, there were no impending disasters for once, and things were looking up. And then, literally on the first day of the new year... this happens.
Some cosmic force somewhere has got to be laughing at him. Some cosmic force somewhere definitely has it out for him, that's for sure. But the joke's on them, whoever they are, because his name is Apollo Justice, he's fine, and he is not losing anyone else... even if Klavier has already confessed to the murder Apollo can't believe he committed. And why does Mr. Wright keep muttering about this entire scenario being so familiar?
Or, Turnabout Goodbyes 2: Klapollo Boogaloo.
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05 Sep 2023
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Gerry isn’t a people person. Anyone would know it just from looking at him, and even if they somehow didn’t pick up on it from his all-black clothing and resting bitch face, his deadpan humor would probably give it away in two minutes.
Personality-wise, he’s the opposite of what a barista should be, but the thing is, he can make a damn good latte.
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10 Mar 2021