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If It's Better To Bet On Us, I'll Double Down by deepslowpanic
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
28 Mar 2024
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“Like, you know, wouldn’t it be funny if we pretended to date and like… Acted all mushy and over the top to show Taehyung and Namjoon how gross they are?”
“That -” Yoongi cuts off, head tilting to the side. “I guess that would be funny.” He pauses. “We should do it.”
And this is not at all what Jungkook expected. He’s not entirely sure if Yoongi is joking or not. “I - are you serious?”
He expected Yoongi to object, to tell him he’s being ridiculous, or laugh it off. It’s a crazy idea, it doesn’t even make sense. But Yoongi isn’t staring at him like he’s crazy.
“Sure.” Yoongi shrugs. “I mean, this is the stupidest fucking idea I’ve ever heard.”
“Hey!”
Yoongi grins. “But what could go wrong?”
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United by their mutual disgust for their grossly in love roommates, Jungkook and Yoongi decide to pretend to date to give them a taste of their own medicine. And that should be fine, no big deal, probably just a funny story to tell later… Right?
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Prince Jungkook gets bored during a council meeting and enlists the help of his six royal guards to fix it.
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there's a new addition to the staff at jimin's gym and he's calling dibs. seoyeon can find another dick to suck because jimin laid eyes on this one and what jimin wants jimin gets.
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"Tell me something I don't know, then. I bet you can't."
"I bet I can."
Oh, this is perfect. A drinking game will be the perfect distraction. "Go on. Surprise me. If you do it, I take a shot. If you can't, you do. Deal?"
"Deal."
There's no way. Absolutely nothing that comes out of Jimin's mouth is something that Jungkook wouldn't—
"I've never kissed anyone."
Jungkook can't have heard that right. "What?"
"I have," Jimin enunciates clearly, no hint of a joke on his face, "never kissed anyone. On the mouth. Been kissed. Whatever."
Or: It only takes one year and one unorthodox offer for help for Jungkook to fall in love.
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"You're new," the beautiful man notes, placing the glass to his lips as he gives the alpha a once-over.
"Maybe you simply can't recognize me in this exquisite mask," Jimin cocks his head to the side with a cheeky grin.
"Please, it's always the same crowd at these prissy events," the man argues, his index finger – nail painted with black nail polish –tapping the glass he's holding. "And I know for a fact that I've never seen you around here. I'd remember."
Jimin's smile widens, as if he'd just won the lottery. He surely feels that way.
"Well, we better get to know each other then."
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Jimin always had a habit of thinking with his knot, or more precisely, not thinking at all when he set his sight on a pretty omega to stuff full with it. This time, however, it gets him into a trouble he can't escape.