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    honesty is the best(?) policy by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    26 Jun 2024

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    “What was the one thing this master said not to do?” he asks, voice absolutely scathing.

    “Inhale the pollen,” Shen Yuan answers at once.

    Shen Qingqiu stops his pacing and whirls around to glare at Shen Yuan. “And what did Disciple Shen do?”

    Shen Yuan grimaces. His voice comes out a bit more of a mumble this time, embarrassed. “Inhale the pollen…”

    Or

    Qing Jing Head Disciple, Shen Yuan, goes on a mission with his shizun, Shen Qingqiu. Not all goes as planned, however, when Shen Yuan finds himself struck with a good dose of slightly-speech compelling truth pollen.

    Written for Jiuyuan Week 2024.

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    15 Nov 2025

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    Dancing in the Panic Room by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    22 Feb 2024

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    Later, Shen Qingqiu would not be able to say that maybe it was the wine that led to disaster. No, it was definitely the wine that led him to disaster, but usually people at least pretended like they didn’t know exactly why and how they fucked up. Shen Qingqiu couldn’t even do that, that was how obviously the wine was a bad idea.

    Or: That one where Binghe finds out there’s a reason Shizun doesn’t drink.

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    07 Nov 2025

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    Nested Expectations by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    22 May 2024

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    "System," Shen Qingqiu thought furiously while smiling at Yue Qingyuan and nodding along to whatever nonsense the man was saying. "What. The. Fuck."

    [Can User be more specific? This System is here to assist ✧٩(•́⌄•́๑)و ✧]

    "What is going on between my legs?!!!"

    The detailed anatomical diagram that popped up in front of him made Shen Qingqiu choke.

    "Shidi? Are you alright?" Yue Qingyuan was peering at him with concern. "I can get Mu-shidi if-"

    "I'm fine," Shen Qingqiu gasped, still coughing.

    Shen Qingqiu was not fine. "System, what the hell am I looking at?"

    [In the book Proud Immortal Demon's Way, there are secondary genders! People are either-]

    "I read the book! I know all that! What I don't know is why I'm looking at omega anatomy. Shen Qingqiu was a beta!"

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    24 Oct 2025

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    The Scum Villain's Sex and Pleasure Catalogue by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    02 May 2021

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    The System gives Shen Qingqiu the ability to exchange B-Points for items, and what better way to earn points than by raising the satisfaction level of Zhongdian's favourite protagonist?

    OR: The one where Shen Qingqiu starts seducing the fuck out of Binghe in order to enable his caffeine addiction.

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    24 Oct 2025

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    The 2nd Law of Thermodynamics by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    21 Jan 2025

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    The story of how a shitty thermostat leads to a transmigration love story for the ages.

    AKA; Shen Yuan's terrible, horrible, no-good immune system kills him off a bit later than canon, and he transmigrates into PIDW (directly into mbj's ice palace) right after Luo Binghe escapes the Abyss.

    Extreme shenanigans ensue.

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    20 Oct 2025