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   talk to me dirty; talk to me sweet by thesweetestdream

   Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   27 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Will Byers/Mike Wheeler
   • Will Byers
   • Mike Wheeler
   • Dustin Henderson
   • Lucas Sinclair
   • Friends to Lovers
   • Slow Burn
   • (kinda?)
   • Smut
   • Porn With Plot
   • Dirty Talk
   • like ... a LOT of dirty talk
   • in the beginning the smut is just them talking
   • Teasing
   • Awkward Boners
   • Bottom Will Byers
   • Top Mike Wheeler
   • Grinding
   • Enthusiastic Consent
   • Not Actually Unrequited Love
   • Post-Graduation
   • Post-Season/Series 05
   • Dry Humping
   • First Kiss
   • Hand Jobs
   • Blow Jobs
   • Anal Fingering
   • Anal Sex
   • Rimming
   • Neck Kissing
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • they're 18 in this
   • The plot is an excuse for porn
   • Gay Chicken
   • this is set in the summer of 1989
   • Mike Wheeler is Down Bad
   • Mike Wheeler is Obsessed with Will Byers
   • Cum Eating
   • Coming Untouched
   • Sexual Overstimulation
   • Service Top Mike Wheeler

   Summary

   Will and Mike accidentally overhear a couple talking dirty over the walkie, and start repeating some of the filthy phrases to each other for shits and giggles. What starts as a joke, soon turns into something they can't stop doing – and can’t tell anyone about.

   Or:

   Mike and Will start talking dirty to each other for fun. What they don't consider is that it would accidentally turn them on.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   54,399

   Chapters:

   10/?

   Comments:

   9,914

   Kudos:

   45,995

   Bookmarks:

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   Bookmarked by mikeyshs

   06 Mar 2026

   Bookmarker's Notes

   this made me feel things. im not even being metaphorical, this actually happened.

2. Public Bookmark *

   who married professor kent? by thegonekid

   Fandoms: DCU, Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types  

   • Teen And Up Audiences
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   04 Oct 2025

   Tags

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   • Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne
   • Clark Kent
   • Bruce Wayne
   • Lois Lane
   • Dick Grayson
   • Jason Todd
   • Selina Kyle
   • Established Relationship
   • Secret Marriage
   • Alternate Universe - College/University
   • Rate My Professor AU
   • Fluff
   • Humor
   • Batman Played by Robert Pattinson and Superman Played By David Corenswet

   Summary

   Clark Kent
   Professor in the ENGLISH DEPARTMENT
   METROPOLITAN GOTHAM ACADEMY

   LIT 229
   Rating: 2/5

   "Professor Kent WILL hijack entire lectures to gush about his husband. Doesn’t matter if we’re supposed to be analyzing Shakespeare—suddenly we’re all trapped listening to how ‘incredible’ his husband looked making pancakes. Apparently, love is real and I’m just failing this class because I couldn’t remember what book his husband bought him for their anniversary.

   Also, he laughs at his own puns. Loudly. All the time. The man is unstoppable. Someone PLEASE tell me who married this menace because I need to know who willingly signed up for this life."
   

   Lois Lane, being the investigative journalist she aspires to be, has to unravel the mystery behind her professor's secret husband.

   Series

   • Part 1 of campus romance subplot

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   29,119

   Chapters:

   7/7

   Comments:

   680

   Kudos:

   2,916

   Bookmarks:

   596

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   33,634

   Bookmarked by mikeyshs

   22 Sep 2025