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    If it were anybody else, Lance would think they’re messing with him for fun.

    But Keith is Keith, straight-forward and guileless. If he’s touching Lance more, it’s only because he’s gotten more comfortable. And on one hand, that’s great, that’s—Lance feels very honored. His heart is doing backflips and aerial stunts and everything. On the other, this is really not helping with his raging crush.

    His breaking point turns out to be when Keith, exhausted after a day of subspace meetings, drops his head onto Lance’s shoulder and sighs.

    It’s a sigh that says, now I’m comfortable, that admits, I’m recharging, that practically screams, you help.

    Hands in his pockets, he lets Lance bear his weight as if he trusts Lance to handle it. Great. That’s just—how dare he. How dare he be so vulnerable with Lance? Who does that?

    It’s so enraging that Lance just blurts out, “I’m going to need you to stop doing this before I fall in love with you even more, asshole.”

    Keith freezes.
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    Or, five times Lance acknowledges his feelings for Keith and one time Keith reciprocates.

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    19 Aug 2025

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    “Sorry, babe,” Keith says. He even smiles, no doubt proud of himself.

    And Lance knows it’s his fault. He started it, after all, but at least the biting term of endearment made sense when he was the one doing it. Keith had been talking to him like they were some old married couple. The kind who’ve been married too long and don’t love each other anymore and gripe over meaningless shit, only managing to piss each other off even further.

    That’s why Lance called him dear. Because it made sense in the situation. It was a calculated insult. A strategic jab.

    Keith, on the other hand, is weaponizing the term of endearment without any rhyme or reason, simply to get back at Lance.

    Or: Keith and Lance have gotten into the habit of using pet names as condescending insults. They're not really terms of endearment.

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    18 Aug 2025

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    Keith and Lance share a commute. Lance is determined to ignore him, and Keith doesn't even remember that they were rivals in high school. So how, you ask, do they end up pretending to be boyfriends at Adam's family Christmas Party? Well, it's a little complicated... but it's definitely at least 70% Lance's fault.

    A three-part Christmas fluff fic, with a pretend/fake relationship, lots of hand-holding, some goons on a train, poor detective skills, and plenty of jokes. Maybe a mistletoe kiss. T for gratuitous cursing.

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    14 Jul 2025

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    “What is wrong with your dog?!” Lance shouts, his furious blue eyes narrowed as soapsuds slide down his face. Keith tries his hardest to keep his gaze stuck on Lance’s face, to prevent it from slipping down the glistening, bare skin of his chest that melts into his abs.

    “He’s a wolf, not a dog,” he replies. Beside him, Kosmo howls as though he’s agreeing with Keith. Lance shoots a glare at Kosmo and he shuts up promptly. Then his glare turns on Keith and he regrets ever opening his mouth.

    “Your cosmic pet drops you into the middle of my shower and that’s what you’re arguing about? The semantics of his species?” he snaps, throwing up an arm in frustration and sending suds flying. One lands on Keith’s hair. “Get out!”

    He shrugs, his gaze snagging on Lance’s broad shoulders. “It’s not anything I haven’t seen before.”

    “Keith, get out!” he shrieks, grabbing a bottle of shampoo and hurling it at him. Keith manages to duck in time before it slams against the wall where he was standing seconds before.

    Five times Kosmo spontaneously teleports Keith to Lance’s side, and the one time Lance returns the favor.

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    24 Jun 2025

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    After years of fighting in a war, all Lance wants to do is kick back and actually enjoy his twenties, a goal made easier when he inherits a house of his own soon after returning to Earth. The problem now is that he's realizing how empty it is with only one person living in such a large space, and what better way to solve that than by inviting the only other ex-paladin living on his own to move into the spare bedroom? It's a win-win; Lance gets the company he's been sorely missing and Keith saves a small fortune on rent.

    And so what if they don't quite act like your typical roommates? Whose business is that but their own?

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    Alternatively: post-canon + idiots in love + "and they were roommates"

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    22 Apr 2025