5 Works by misplacedmetaphor

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    SHANE CENTRIC FIC.
    Shane Hollander comes out before opening night and unleashes Shane Hollander Hysteria across the NHL.
    All-Stars circle like it’s free agency and he’s the only contract available.
    His DMs combust. Rival captains get bold. Hotel rooms get interesting. The league gets possessive.
    The Metros couldn’t care less because Shane keeps dominating on the ice while getting fucked in every time zone.
    It becomes the worst-kept secret in professional hockey: everyone wants their turn.
    Or:
    Shane Hollander comes out and discovers that freedom can look like a lot of things.
    Sometimes it looks like sex in every time zone.
    Sometimes it looks like queer community forming around him across the league and far beyond it.
    Sometimes it looks like becoming the most confident version of himself he has ever been.

    Shane Hollander is having a great time.

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    English
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    256,294
    Chapters:
    29/?
    Comments:
    7,168
    Kudos:
    9,618
    Bookmarks:
    3,422
    Hits:
    459,338
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    A companion to Shane Hollander is a Slut.
    The messages Shane sends, the ones he doesn’t, and the ones he almost does.

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    English
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    4,189
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    130
    Kudos:
    592
    Bookmarks:
    71
    Hits:
    11,195
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    In the months between Sochi and Vegas 2014, Shane Hollander decides he’s done watching Ilya from a distance.
    He stops waiting.
    Told through alternating POV, this fic explores what happens when Shane moves on, and what it does to Ilya to realize he doesn’t get to decide where Shane stays.
    It was never just sex. It was never just a game.
    And when Shane finally chooses steadiness, it changes the rules.
    And who is that man?

    OR

    Shane is trying to build something honest.
    Ilya is trying not to lose him.
    And the silence they used to live inside is no longer an option.

    filled with angst. slow burn.

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    English
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    222,969
    Chapters:
    34/?
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
    1,389
    Kudos:
    2,275
    Bookmarks:
    1,148
    Hits:
    130,908
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    Elijah Knots was supposed to be drafted. Instead, he built a life in the spaces hockey left behind.
    This companion POV series runs alongside What Happened in the Silence, following Elijah as he becomes Shane Hollander’s personal trainer and navigates proximity, restraint, and the presence of Ilya Rozanov in the background.
    Written to stand alone, this story explores professional intimacy, emotional restraint, and the quiet moments that shape everything else.

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    English
    Words:
    20,123
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    132
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    4,112
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    Shane Hollander, beloved hockey star and people’s princess, spends a day getting adopted by the wrestling world.
    Backstage passes, overstimulation, joy without apology, and the realization that being loud doesn’t have to mean being unsafe.
    Shane Hollander unmasked, overstimulated, adored, and absolutely thriving.
    A standalone companion piece about wrestling, joy, and being welcomed exactly as you are.

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    The people’s princess of hockey, Shane Hollander, gets adopted by the WWE. Everyone is in love with him and honestly, who can blame them.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,120
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    102
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    2,868

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