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It's not the worst thing Cliff's ever done, by far, but he wouldn't exactly say he's proud of it either. It's surprisingly easy to get the number from Roz's phone, despite it being practically glued to his hand all the time. But 8 shots and 3 beers will do that to a man, Cliff supposes - even a Russian one.
He's doing this for Roz, and for the team. Sure, the boys had probably been joking when they'd mentioned going "straight to source" to solve The Montreal Jane Problem, but the last 6 weeks had been frankly unbearable. He wasn't sure what exactly Roz had done, but it had to be fixable. They'd been texting for years, for christ's sake. Undoubtedly messy and unconventional, but clearly this Jane was way more important than Roz was willing to admit. Maybe even to himself.
Maybe that was the problem.
_________________(Or, Cliff starts texting "Jane" before the 2017 All Star Game, and things sort of go from there.)
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22 Apr 2026
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Are You Bi, or Do You Just Wanna Try Shane Hollander on for Size? by heauregard
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
27 Feb 2026
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“But how did you know you liked guys? Like did you think about fucking them or were you just wondering and decided to try it out?”
“Why do you ask me this?”
His brick wall shaped - and minded - friend shrugs, turning his head to look out the window to his right while he speaks noncommittally.
“Just, eh, whatever. It’s nothing.”
“You are thinking overall? Or you have a crush do you think?”
“Not a crush, fuck I don’t - I don’t know. Forget it.”
“You make me tell you about my feelings, you can do too. Go.”
Cliff sighs and dares not to meet Ilya’s eyes.
“The other day, when you and Hollander were talking shit to each other. I don’t know. It was sweet. I’ve never seen Hollander act like that with anyone.”
Ilya waits for him to continue, cogs turning and creaking in his brain as more silence passes by them. He snaps his head towards Cliff, who looks away. It’s almost endearing to see his boisterous friend shy like this - it would be, if it weren’t over his Shane.
“You…you want to fuck Hollander?”
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21 Apr 2026
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if it's my chance I'm gonna take it by gurlsrool
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
10 Apr 2026
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The problem is that Shane’s not just a sweet, occasionally funny, soon to be famous millionaire. He’s also fucking hot. He’s got these warm brown eyes, perfect skin, and abs. Actual, literal abs.
But when Jessica licked them last week, he didn’t even get hard. He said he was too stressed about the scouts coming to his next game. Her entire Centaurs loving family would be disappointed in her, but she’s really starting to hate hockey.
Or: 5 times someone wanted Shane (and later found out why they couldn't have him), +1 time Shane wanted someone back
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21 Apr 2026
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This is a tutorial/live example on how to mimic email windows on AO3 without the need to use images.
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- Part 12 of AO3 Work Skins/Tutorials
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21 Apr 2026
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Jane‘s Phone by viridescented
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
04 Mar 2026
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Jesus fucking christ; this girl is versatile. Not only does she have an entire hockey team plus a captain of another one in her roster, but she's also got another girl she's hooking up with? Though the 'sweetheart' made him think that one was more serious. Do people use pet names with their hookups? Is Jane cheating on her girlfriend Lily?
Or, Cliff and Shane accidentally swap phones, and Cliff discovers a few things.
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20 Apr 2026
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a glimpse of jane by carinnacaroona
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
23 Apr 2026
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'The notification popped up as soon as the phone touched Marleau’s hands.
12:34am Jane: You deserved that win. :)
Marleau decided it was a message within a literal message. He promised he would only overstep just one more time, sent a silent prayer to his family and his team just incase he were caught, and sent Jane’s contact over to himself before deleting the evidence.'or,
A thread of texts and moments between Marly and Jane! :)
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20 Apr 2026
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HOLLANOV TWITTER SCANDAL by DropTheLaur
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
28 Mar 2026
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Ilya creates a stan account for shane, shane decided to be messy and answer his tweets. The internet loses it's godamn mind
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20 Apr 2026
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On the Clock by quietR1OT
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
01 Mar 2026
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One minute shane is frustrated; new phones are impossible sometimes. He had gotten a new number because of a security issue that had his old phone spammed with dozens of missed calls every hour. Then, as he's putting in his contacts, his hands must have slipped.
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Or Shane texts the wrong number and starts talking with an Unknown person, which makes him happier than he'd like to admit.
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20 Apr 2026
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Absence Makes by DeletiaClementine
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
30 Mar 2026
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In a hotel room in Tampa in 2017, Shane and Ilya make the mature decision. The safe one. The one that means they have to say goodbye.
Neither one of them knows it’s something they can take back. If they want to.
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Because sometimes things have to fall apart to come together in the end.
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- Part 1 of Absence Makes
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19 Apr 2026
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you will murder me? by blankjournals
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
10 Apr 2026
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Ilya's reaction every time Shane does a new sponsor deal and photoshoot (no, he is not okay).
Ch 1 - Men's Health Magazine.
Ch 2 - Wonderland Magazine Jan 2026.
Ch 3 - Shane meets the Canadian Prime Minister, reunites with Rose Landry, and Ilya Rozanov takes over Twitter.Series
- Part 1 of social media and chat fics
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19 Apr 2026
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Heated Rivalry by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
20 Apr 2026
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19 Apr 2026
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Vibrate by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
12 Feb 2026
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One day, Shane will learn not to take the “you are scared.” bait from Ilya.
Today is not that day.
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From Jane: I’m just saying it doesn’t sound real. Sounds like exaggerated porn stuff.
From Lily: You don’t think I could make you cum with remote control vibrator in your ass.
From Jane: Wearing one of those in public wouldn’t be a turn on, it would be too stressful. Can’t relax enough to get off if you’re worried about someone noticing or figuring it out or whatever.
From Lily: Only one way to find out.
From Jane: What, you’re gonna buy one of those things and have me wear it in public and try to make me cum?
From Lily: Is okay. You are scared to try.
From Jane: I’m not scared!
From Lily: Prove it.
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- Part 7 of Heated Rivalry
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19 Apr 2026
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Uploaded to one of the biggest sports broadcasts in the entire industry, the Metro's are blindsided when texts between Shane and Rozanov are leaked one afternoon. They're even more surprised to find how many they have, how far back they span, and just how intimate they are.
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“You know what I’m thinking about?” JJ asked with no specific person in mind.
“Please don’t say Ilya’s thighs,” Hayden pleaded, pinching the bridge of his nose.
“First of all, ew, no,” he replied instantly. “Second of all, don’t call him Ilya, it’s weird.”
“It’s his name!” Hayden retorted, defensively. “We should get used to using it considering he and Shane are…you know.”
Sleeping together sounded crass, but dating seemed too romantic, too. Not that there hadn’t been some pretty romantic texts to sort through. He couldn’t really figure out what the word that felt best was, or if there even was one.
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19 Apr 2026
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Shane, a very religious person, tries to redeem Ilya from his sins, unaware that he himself will drown in them.
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in which Ilya texts the wrong number and starts chatting with Shane, who is convinced that he can save Ilya with God's love.Bookmarked by misplacedmetaphor
19 Apr 2026
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Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
uhhh so im on r/shanehollander rn and some guy is claiming to have cloned shane’s dad’s phone and uploaded it to the internet?? has anyone else clicked on this link will it give me a virus if i do
7:03 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 135.1k retweets | 232.1k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
okay I googled his dad and he’s a 52 year old forensic accountant who thinks fashion peaked with ralph lauren polo shirts. am I enough of a hollander simp to risk my laptop just to look through the phone of his dad who acts like sandals and bermuda shorts are a risqué choice. yes.
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 137.1k retweets | 235.9k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
oh my god his password for everything is ShaneHollander24. pov you love your son so much that it compromises your bank account
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 143.7k retweets | 250.7k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
HOLY FUCK
7:19 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 337.1k retweets | 413.3k likes
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19 Apr 2026
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Operation Get Roz a SAP by dntat for Lanabean
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
18 Apr 2026
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Bood: And what would this person need to get Roz to settle down?
Roz: must be most beautiful person you have ever seen
Roz: very funny but does not know they are funny
Roz: and suck dick like their life depends on itOr: The Centaurs know that Roz is sad, and probably a little lonely. So they do their best to set him up with someone who matches his specific list of requirements. What they don't know is that their captain has already found that person.
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18 Apr 2026
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“…You want to?” he asks.
Shane blinks. “What?”
“Kiss someone.”
The question makes Shane’s brain short circuit.
Shane swallows. “I mean—yeah.”
“Then why haven’t you?”
“I don’t know.” Shane shrugs again, shoulders tight. “Timing. People. It’s just… not something I think about like that.”
That’s not entirely true.
He does think about it. Just in a different way. Abstractly. Like something other people do, but not he himself.
Ilya watches him for a long moment.
“I could show you.”
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18 Apr 2026
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Breaking News: We Like Each Other by prailock
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
21 Apr 2026
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In the offseason, a steamy video of Shane and Ilya dancing at a club goes viral. Already out and married for years at this point, the first husbands of hockey can't believe this is news. For once, it's Shane whose media responses blow it up even further. Ilya’s not about to let an opportunity to compete with Shane go to waste.
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The rivalry still hasn't died, they just find new ways to keep it going. Why choose silence when you can choose violence?
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18 Apr 2026
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hr social media fics by persimmon_tea
Fandom Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
15 Apr 2026
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18 Apr 2026
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Boston University.
Shane Hollander: Junior, 21, player for the Boston University Terriers, and majoring in Human Physiology.
Ilya Rozanov: Junior, 21, player for the Boston University Terriers, and majoring in finance.
Shane and Ilya work well together on the ice, but there is no confusion that they aren't fans of each other. Shane is constantly fed up with Ilya showing up late and not taking things as seriously as him. Ilya likes to tease him, but he always puts his all in during games. It’s been like this since they started two and half year ago.
Midway through the fall semester, Ilya takes a bad hit and is taken off the ice during the game. Shane comes up with an unorthodox solution to fulfill Ilya's physical needs while he recovers, and Shane's academic needs for extra credit.
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AKA giving your teammate blow jobs so he doesn't re-injure his knee and can play hockey is a perfectly reasonable thing to do.
*SMAU previously uploaded to twitter, now uploaded here for ease of reading*
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18 Apr 2026