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    A companion POV series focused on Elijah Knots, running alongside the events of What Happened in the Silence.
    These chapters explore the moments in between, written to stand alone but enriched by the original series.

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    Marlow walks in on a secret he was never supposed to see.

    Or: the one where Shane gets jealous of the girls Rozanov and Marlow shared on the road and decides the only way to win is to become one of them. Feminization, degradation, and a very messy three-way.

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    05 Apr 2026

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    At eleven years old Ilya Rozanov's class is given an assignment:

    They will be randomly paired with a student at another school in Canada via email. In order to get full credit on the assignment, they must send at least five emails back and forth and gather enough information to write their project.

    After seven years, Ilya is pretty sure he's done enough for 100%

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    Shane and Ilya sending emails throughout the years

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    05 Apr 2026

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    Shane Hollander is a rising star in the NHL. He has a spotless public image, and a baffling habit of killing people—mostly by accident. Allegedly. Juggling professional hockey and an ever-growing body count is hard enough, but it gets trickier when Shane realizes he’s not the league’s only homicidal overachiever.

    As the bodies pile up, Shane keeps tripping over other players who also seem to treat murder as a hobby between road games. Are they rivals? Colleagues? Is there a locker-room code for serial killers, or at least a group chat?

    And then there’s Ilya Rozanov, Shane’s biggest rival on the ice. Ilya is infuriatingly competent and everything Shane despises. It’s puzzling why Shane keeps ending up naked with him, but Shane is fairly sure it’s just a case of temporary insanity that will stop any day now. Him catching feelings for Ilya? Absurd. Also, statistically speaking, the odds that Ilya is also a killer are unnervingly high.

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    04 Apr 2026

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    The Pikes had a rough season, but now they may have a path forward to a new home, new friends and maybe some more unconventional changes.

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    03 Apr 2026

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    The queer NHL players (begrudgingly) unite via group chats in the face of social media scandals.

    These stories take place on a (slightly loose) chronological timeline and make the most sense when read in order. However, they're all independent stories/scandals and can be read as standalones.

    All stories take place post TLG and include spoilers for the books.

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    03 Apr 2026