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BTS + Hogwarts + white collar
Taehyung is an Artist. Mostly a con artist, but still. Currently he’s locked up and can’t use magic, but that’s not stopping him. So what if his paintings don’t move? And he’s never needed to hex someone to get what he wants anyway…
Namjoon is the best Auror Investigator in his department. No, he doesn’t fight dragons or noseless maniacs, but there are more crimes than that. He’s the one to call when your grandmother’s antique birdcage is missing, when you see your mean neighbour scamming muggles or when you suspect someone has been altering your memory. He is also the one who caught the famous thief and forger Vante three years ago.
And now, he’s the one on his way to said thief, because he needs his help with an unsolved case. He just hopes the guy won’t rope him into any of his schemes…
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A different kind of race.
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11 Apr 2025
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Magical Britain is screwed, and it's once again up to Harry to save it. This time, by marrying Draco Malfoy.
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17 Nov 2024
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“Oh, come on. You know I’m half-Kryptonian. I can hear your heartbeat. I could smell you getting wet like a slut and making a mess of your boxers when you saw Tim’s cock.”
“Watch your mouth, Lex-brat,” Jason growls dangerously. “I'm pretty sure I'm not the slut here.”
Kon gives him the finger. “Come sit on my face and watch it yourself, coward.”
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06 Nov 2024
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“What the fuck did you just call me?” Keith asks angrily, rubbing at his own hand, his eyes wide with confusion.
“I didn’t say anything!” Lance defends, gaze flicking between Keith and the mage. He genuinely doesn’t know what the hell is going on.
The mage bows lightly, clasping their hands in front of their chest. “The ritual seems to have worked as expected. Worry not, Paladins, your new bond will vanish by itself once you’ve strengthened the preexisting bond between the two of you enough.”
Lance shivers. What? What fucking bond?
Keith seems equally as bewildered when he looks back at him.
or: Keith and Lance get magically bonded against their will. Whenever they touch, they can hear each other’s thoughts.
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02 Nov 2024
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“Hey,” Dom said, coming back out into the pit. “Leon, look here, will you? I can’t see, what the hell is it?”
Leon came over and said, “Holy shit, Dom, it’s a name,” and the crew all turned around from the car.
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07 Apr 2024