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Dana’s never had an orgasm she didn’t give herself. Cassie’s all too happy to help. Casual seems to work; of course, until it doesn’t.
Set after the events of season 1, with absolutely no regard to whatever the fuck happens in season 2.
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22 Jan 2026
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“I’d had a couple’a glasses of wine.”
You had heard that before—the excuse that had chased the two of you into separate ubers moments after Dana had taken hold of your face, swept your cheeks with her thumbs, and stared at your lips for far longer than could be deemed strictly platonic.
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- Part 25 of Kinktober 2025
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22 Jan 2026
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does it feel like everything’s just like second best after that meteor strike? by saturnreturn for AnonFandomBandit
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
11 Jan 2026
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She’d spent her nights having to fraternize and pretend like she didn’t know at least half the people here thought her stupider and less of a person for having a vagina, and Agatha found it to be more frustrating than worthwhile at times. At least with a glass of wine running through her veins she’d been able to smile as she bit back.
A man so old Agatha is surprised he can still cognitively form words asking her if she’d like him to buy her a drink? “No, thank you, I’m sure you need the money more than I do.”
Some hotshot 20-something young about to be her son tells her she looks stunning in her maroon suit? “Have you called your mother yet? It’s getting late.”
Sometimes, very rarely, the men are somewhat nice about it. Complimenting her eyes or some stupid shit like that. Agatha would flash the lesbian pin on her conference lanyard. “Sorry, very happily taken.”
She tried not to think too hard about the fact that when she gave that answer, a honey-soft brown stare flashed in the back of her mind’s eye.
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AKA, Agatha’s time in California. Takes place in AnonFandomBandit’s “my safeword is safeword”.
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12 Jan 2026
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When the American Ballet Theater and the New York City Ballet join forces for a landmark production of ‘Giselle’, rival principal dancers Rio Vidal and Agatha Harkness have no choice but to share a stage… and a past they pretend doesn’t exist. A past they insist is nothing more than physical. Entirely physical. Purely physical.
Yeah, right.
Two world-class companies. One iconic ballet. And two dancers who would rather die en pointe than admit that it might be something more.
Or: an Agathario Ballet AU
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08 Jan 2026
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Listen, I wish Season 5 had been struck by lightning as much as the next person. But since it's canon... what if we allow it?
What the hell does Rachel Bailey with a baby look like? And what happens when she runs into Gill Murray for the first time since Gill's retirement?
I'll tell you a secret - it's slow burn romance.Bookmarked by muddydate
31 Dec 2025
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Agatha inspects Rio with predatory eyes, eyes that are shrewd, starving. She's a murderer, Rio thinks - but she doesn't fight. She stays perfectly still as Agatha leans in. Stays still as she runs her lips up the curve of Rio's neck, feather-light and agonizing.
"Don't you want me to have fun with you?" Agatha murmurs, breath warm in her ear.
FBI Agent Rio Vidal is obsessed with hunting down serial killer Agatha Harkness. Unfortunately for her, the feeling is mutual:
Agatha's a lit match, and Rio's got a whole life ready to burn.
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31 Dec 2025
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“Uh, hi.” Rio fingers the strap on one of her backpacks. “I’m- meeting someone here? Actually, I’m… moving in. Well, I’m not moving in, but I’m staying- um, do you know Ag-”
“She’s with me,” a sharp voice says, and- oh. Agatha Harkness exits the rightmost elevator. She’s dressed in tailored black slacks and a blousy white top, dark hair loose over her shoulders, falling in waves that are unfortunately just the right size and shape for Rio to reach up and tug. Her heels clack against the marble tile floor.
“Hi, Agatha.”
“Rio Vidal.” Agatha gives Rio a onceover – no less thorough or scrutinizing than her flashy doorman – and turns away quickly. “Hi, Clint. She’s the one I mentioned before. Do you have her key ready?”
or: broke grad student and certified lesbian disaster rio vidal crashes on agatha harkness' foldout couch. it's a lot more life-affirming than you'd think.
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30 Dec 2025
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In the events leading up to Jen and Alice’s wedding, their respective best friends Agatha and Rio have to work together despite their… creative differences.
Oh, and then there’s this:
Rio doesn’t fall for straight women. Agatha's not a lesbian. And one of them is lying.- Language:
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25 Dec 2025
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Agatha Harkness is back in Westview. Newly divorced. Working nights. She didn’t expect to see Rio Vidal again. Then again, she never really knew what to do with her in the first place.
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There’s no rule against running into someone you haven’t spoken to in ten years and realizing nothing about them has changed except their hair and the exact angle of the knife they twist in your gut.
Agatha’s fine.
Agatha’s not mad.
She just wants to know who the fuck decided to keep that particular bit of very fucking important information classified.
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20 Dec 2025
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(you'd have to stop the world) just to stop this feeling by coalitiongirl for maplesdonut
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV)
17 Dec 2025
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Post-series.
Emma and Regina have fallen into a rhythm together, raising their children and managing a massive fairytale kingdom and navigating an almost-relationship.
A proposed political marriage might just shatter it all.
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18 Dec 2025
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The lines we cross (are the ones we bleed for) by queststar for Ria___V
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
07 Dec 2025
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Agatha Harkness, a bestselling author with a writer's block, gets her words back when a new neighbor, Rio Vidal, offers to help by doing some hands-on research. Agatha just conveniently neglects to tell Rio what she's writing, exactly.
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08 Dec 2025
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find a light with me by quinnking
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 May 2025
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It takes a moment for Agatha’s eyes to drift up from the book to Rio’s face. And when they do, they’re twinkling. “Can I help you?”
“I need you to pretend to date me,” Rio blurts out.
Agatha’s eyebrows raise. “What?”
Rio leans in. “Look. My friends are nosy people. They keep trying to set me up with girls I’m not interested in and the easiest way to get them to leave me alone is if I told them I was dating someone else.”
or: Rio is sick of her friends trying to hook her up with people she has no interest in - so she recruits the one person who has kept her interest to be her fake girlfriend.
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07 Dec 2025
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Once is a mistake, twice is a coincidence, three times is a pattern.
You’ll still be telling yourself that for some time to come, while splayed on the table in one of Continental Studio’s conference rooms, trying to piece together how too many glasses of champagne, too many late nights, and too many failed marketing pitches led to you becoming a whimpering, slobbering mess at the hands of your boss while she has you six ways to Sunday.
No, scrap that. Make that your boss’s boss.
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04 Dec 2025
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“If we’re doing this together,” Rio continued, “you have to trust me at least.”
“Well, if I ever do choose to trust, it’s thoroughly earned.” Agatha gave Rio a once-over and Rio hated that, at a certain level, she enjoyed the gaze.
“Can I earn it by ‘knowing my shit,’ as you so delicately put it?” Rio inquired.
“Maybe.”OR
Agatha Harkness and Rio Vidal are both getting their master’s degrees in conducting at Westview University’s music school. Agatha’s reputation as a condescending hardass has kept Rio far away. When the two are forced to collaborate, tensions (of all kinds…) arise, and they both meet their match.
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01 Dec 2025
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deep in my matter, you're changing my patterns by chaostragic
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
24 Oct 2025
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Agatha likes having the power to make Rio melt like this, so she makes sure her voice is dripping with arousal when she whispers: “I think you wanna breed me, Rio.”
Rio’s jaw tightens and her breath shakes as she nods, seemingly too horny to respond aloud.
“If you make me come enough times, I might let you try.”
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g!p Rio Vidal x size queen Agatha Harkness. absolutely zero plot.
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- Part 1 of chaostragic kinktober 2025
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30 Nov 2025
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it's all wrong, but it's all right by hopeinhalfdesire
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), WandaVision (TV)
03 Aug 2025
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Rio remains stoic, unimpressed yet uncomfortably aware of how warm her face is getting. It’s the same heat she feels when Wanda ambushes her with an unexpected compliment, except this time, it’s happening because some smug, unprincipled menace has waltzed into an Applebee’s on a Friday evening and called her boring to her face.
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Wanda basically forces a meet cute between Rio and Agatha at Applebee's
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29 Nov 2025
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On Air, Off Limits by orphan_account
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
17 Dec 2024
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Agatha Harkness has a voice made for the shadows— smooth, sardonic, and always one step ahead of whoever’s bold enough to call Curses & Confessions, her late-night radio show. For Agatha, it’s all in good fun— until a voice on the line changes everything.
She calls herself Death, her words are smooth as velvet and just as dangerous. Their banter dances on a knife’s edge, sharp enough to draw blood if either one leaned too far. And oh, how Agatha leans.
But when their worlds finally collide, and Agatha gazes into her honey-brown eyes, she wishes that the connection had stayed safely on the airwaves. Some truths, she realizes, feel like a curse you can’t undo, no matter how much you want to.
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26 Nov 2025
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When Agatha gets a private message from someone in a Dungeons and Dragons server claiming to be a lesbian, she plays into the game, stringing along what she assumes to be some awkward incel and getting them way too seriously into the Discord daddy/kitten dynamic.
Agatha is very, very incorrect about who is on the other end of her screen. The problem she inevitably faces is how deep the teeth marks are going to be when this bites her in the ass.
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OR, yes, the agathario discord kitten au.- Language:
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26 Nov 2025
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After losing a patient, the guarded Dr. Agatha Harkness leaves Boston General for the quieter halls of Westview General Hospital. Small-town life isn’t easy for someone who’s built her walls high... until a certain firefighter makes her heart stir in ways she thought she’d forgotten.
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26 Nov 2025
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you aren’t mine for the taking by lovelovelies, plazadehahn2
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
19 Sep 2025
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Agatha Harkness isn’t having sex.
Which is quite ironic for a sex therapist.
But it’s the reminder she gets as she places the freshly printed divorce papers in front of her, Wanda’s signature already perfectly scratched into the page.
With a satisfying flick of her wrist Agatha signs the line that will set her free from her long dead marriage. She expects to feel a weight lift off her shoulders, but instead she feels nothing. Nothing is changing apart from the fact Wanda is no longer her wife on paper.
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23 Nov 2025