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Whenever they sexted in public, Ted would be patient and wait until he was home to get off. He prided himself on his self-control, being able to have full conversations with Trent and getting incredibly turned on, but still waiting to get home to him. He liked being good for Trent, being patient for him. He liked it when Trent would tell him everything he wanted to do to him that night, the anticipation throughout the day making their encounters just that much better.
He’d never gotten so desperate that he had to deal with himself during work, but his cock was twitching in his khakis, uncomfortably hard, aching to be touched. He knew that there was absolutely no way in hell he’d be able to wait until he got home to get off. He looked at the picture again, leaking pre-cum into his boxers.
How could he not?
Or the one where Ted goes to the bathroom to jerk off after getting a nude from Trent and Roy walks in on him.
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Ted knew this was just practice, he knew it didn’t mean anything. There had never been any kisses, any hickeys, any touches that could be interpreted as anything else but sexual. Because he was straight, right? Of course he was. He was straight, he was fantasizing about girls the entire time.
Except he wasn’t.
Or the one where Ted and Beard get into a friends-with-benefits situation in college, and it all means more to them than they’ll ever admit.
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- Part 1 of Ted and I Met Playing College Football.
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“I’m thankful that, for the first time in my life, I have someone to be thankful for. Not just something.”
Or the one where Beard spends Thanksgiving break at Ted's house for the first time.
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- Part 2 of Ted and I Met Playing College Football.
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still got your picture on my wall (i've loved you for as long as i can remember) by murdockphobic
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
04 Aug 2024
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“Just thinking ‘bout stuff,” Jamie smiled. He relaxed, but still felt silly for being so nervous about having Roy there tonight. “I never thought you’d be sitting here, having dinner with me and my family as me boyfriend, y’know. Still got your poster up on the wall. ‘S a bit weird, innit?”
Georgie chimed in on the conversation. “You know, Roy, Jamie’s very lucky to have ended up with you.”
“Ooh, yes, he is,” Simon added, “I remember when he was younger he said something along the lines of, ‘I don’t know if I wanna be him or be with him’ in reference to you. Guess he went with the latter, huh?”
“Is that right, love?” Roy asked with a shit-eating grin on his face, teasing Jamie. Georgie started talking before he could respond.
“Oh, but he tried to go for the first option. Didn’t you, darling?” she added.
Or the one where Georgie shows a picture of 16-year-old Jamie to Roy, and Roy's reaction is way nicer than what Jamie was expecting.
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Trent turned around, blushing a little, now facing Ted (who wasn’t letting go of his waist). He kissed him very softly. “I can think of a couple of ways I can help you relax,” he teased.
“Hmm. And what are those, Axl Rose?” He grinned, still in disbelief that Trent was his, and he was right there, looking so beautiful under the dim kitchen light, so close to him.
“Dunno, maybe a massage? Read you a bedtime story? Or…” Trent lowered his own hands, tugging at Ted’s belt.
“Mmm, I see what you’re gettin’ at.” Ted let go of Trent’s waist to gently grab his hands, leading them back up and around his shoulders. “I don’t know, honey. I’m as tired as a hound dog after chasing his tail all day. I’m not sure my body’s up for a whole lotta action right now, ya know?”
“I get that, Ted. I was thinking tonight could be all about you. I want to spoil you if you’ll let me.”
Or the one where Trent helps Ted feel better after a couple of tough weeks. Sexually.
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The night Michelle leaves Ted in the rain, Beard’s right there next to him on their bench. It’s only natural he’d turn to his best friend for comfort.
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Bookmarked by murdockphobic
06 Mar 2025
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For some reason, gifts start showing up around Nelson Road. It's not his birthday. It's not a holiday (that Trent knows of anyways.) So why the hell does he keep getting gifts??
Or, how to confuse the ever-loving hell out of Trent Crimm in 5 easy steps.
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Bookmarked by murdockphobic
08 Jan 2025
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you found one song that you like (and you just play it on repeat) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
03 Dec 2023
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“Ted,” Trent tries again, after he’s taken a deep breath, “I honestly didn’t think it was a possibility, but I’m pregnant. It’s yours, obviously, and I plan on keeping the baby.”
There. That’s honest, at least.
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Bookmarked by murdockphobic
23 Dec 2024
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Ted goes to clean out his school email inbox and finds some interesting surprises in his spam file. How these got past the school's firewall is anyone's guess.
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Bookmarked by murdockphobic
21 Dec 2024
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The walls are paper thin is the problem.
Unfortunately, it’s a problem Ted notices properly for the first time when there is not a gosh-darn thing he can do about it because Beard’s brought a lady friend home. And they’re not loud or anything, it’s - it’s just those walls...
Or, a college roomies AU in which Ted tries very hard not to think about certain things or a certain person
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- Part 1 of electromagnetic fields
Bookmarked by murdockphobic
04 Sep 2024

