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The first time Guillermo learns about Nandor’s previous familiars is when Laszlo calls him the wrong name.
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Handbook for Horrible Roommates by nativeportlandian
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
11 May 2022
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When Katara moves in with her brother and his two roommates, everything feels like it’s falling into place. She’s going to be starting at the school of her dreams, and she’s already making friendships that will last for years to come. There’s only one problem: one of her new roommates is maybe the most infuriating person she’s ever met. Zuko makes it clear that he doesn’t want to be her - or anybody’s - friend. But if there’s anything Katara’s good at, it’s not backing down from a challenge.
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It doesn’t feel like a long time, not to Nandor. Eleven years is like a blink in his lifespan. He’s known Nadja and Laszlo for a hundred-and-twenty years, but even that feels like nothing. And yet, it has become somewhat difficult to recall what his life was like before Guillermo was a part of it. Some unfortunate vampires just get softer as they age. Nandor has come to the sickening realization that he might be one of these.
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- Part 2 of Two Dumbasses Walk into a Bar
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The nightwalkers (and Guillermo) care a little more about each other than they'd like to admit. So they don't.
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it's strange what desire will make foolish people do by nativeportlandian
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
19 Oct 2021
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Guillermo had always known that Nandor had a secret love for mundane human things, even if he claimed himself above it to the other vampires. But here, in the dim lights of the bar with Nandor in his ‘human costume’, he looked like a regular guy with a goofy grin and out-of-style dance moves. And God fucking damn it, it made Guillermo want nothing more than to kiss his stupid face.
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- Part 1 of Two Dumbasses Walk into a Bar
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Two Dumbasses Walk into a Bar by nativeportlandian
Fandom What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
30 Dec 2021
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Songs of The Northern Prince of Fire by orphan_account
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
13 Aug 2022
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His name's Zuko. His best friend turned into the moon. He doesn't bend very well, and his father is the Fire Lord. Also, Master Pakku is going to be so mad when he finds out Zuko ran away to join the Avatar.
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Bookmarked by nativeportlandian
16 Oct 2022
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Public Bookmark 1500
Mystery Work
Part of Hidden Works
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
Bookmarked by nativeportlandian
06 Sep 2022
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It's a Terrible Habit by Rainbow Smite (apathys_whore)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
19 Dec 2021
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Nandor has burned temples, slaughtered priests, and desecrated the scriptures of many a religion with no thought at all. But the idea of taking Guillermo, of ravishing him, relishing him, drives the fear of damnation into Nandor like nothing else ever has. Surely something so soft, so beautiful is holy. Would burn his hand to cinder should he dare try and touch. And yet he longs to. Yearns with an ache he hasn’t felt since he was a king, staring out at lands he had taken from lesser men
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27 Nov 2021
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Five times Guillermo is injured in front of Nandor.
Or, five times that Nandor is reminded of the fragility of humans.
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Bookmarked by nativeportlandian
21 Nov 2021
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A collection of behind-the-scenes, un-filmed scenes in the lives of the vampires and their very sweet vampire slayer.
Bookmarked by nativeportlandian
16 Oct 2021