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    Everyone knows it's not safe near the Way house after dark because of the blood-thirsty creature living in its basement. But Frank has never been known to be especially careful.

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    10 Mar 2026

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    Gerard is confused about some things. Frank is a good friend, who's more than willing to add some clarity.

    It would probably help if he wasn't equally clueless, though.

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    03 Mar 2026

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    Religion! Horror! Exorcisms! Piercings! And Gerard is a priest.

    Disclaimer: I stole frequently and unrepentantly from Joss Whedon and the makers of various horror movies throughout this whole series. Also I am not an expert on the Vatican or medical-type things, so please accept my apologies in advance for all the wild inaccuracies I am sure you are about to encounter. If everyone could just assume this is the Magical Made-Up Vatican, you know, like the religious institution version of those tour buses that drive themselves and don't carry anyone but the band, that would be awesome.

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    Local Asshole Pete Wentz is on the same summerfest tour as Joe and Patrick, and he's making their lives miserable. When Patrick's unwise words cause them to be empathically bonded, he ends up with a lot more Pete Wentz than he bargained for. Can Patrick break the mindlink-slash-curse and be free of Pete once and for all? Will he even want to? And why does Pete keep getting uncontrollable boners on stage?

    For Bandom Bingo 2017: mindmeld.

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    03 Apr 2024

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    It is the year 2008. Patrick, not exactly known for his assertiveness skills, is trying to get out of an awkward situation with an ex. Resident genius Pete Wentz suggests, "Just tell her you have a boyfriend!" This is the story of how Patrick Stump ends up pretending to date Pete Wentz and doing it with real feelings.

    With gorgeous artwork by the amazing collettephinz!

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    31 Mar 2024