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Train Wrecks by neverbirds
Fandoms: The Book of Mormon - Parker/Stone/Lopez, The Book of Mormon - Ambiguous Fandom
18 Mar 2020
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“You’re in my seat.”
“Do you have a reservation?”
“No,” says the most handsome man Connor has ever seen in real life, with a biting conviction that makes Connor smirk. He tries to picture a scenario where giving his number to angry strangers on an 08:02 train works out in his favour.
“Then piss off,” says Connor, rolling his eyes. “Or sit down on this clearly empty seat next to me.”
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Leechlake Forest Camp for the Naturally Unnatural and Supernaturally Gifted by neverbirds for scarii
Fandoms: Kingdom Hearts
21 Mar 2018
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“This was a good idea,” says Roxas, biting straight into his ice cream like the animal he is. Axel, delicately, licks his like a normal person. Well, if a normal person had a forked tongue. Which they don’t.
“You eat ice cream like an insane person,” says Axel, watching the hint of Roxas’ fangs warily as he bites down on his ice cream even more obnoxiously this time.It’s hot out, to say it’s past midnight, and they’re sat on top of the hill in their pyjamas. Axel hovered outside of Roxas’ cabin until Roxas finally emerged, bleary eyed, and told him to fuck off. But that led to an argument, which led to a reconciliation, which then led to a kiss-and-make-up, only with ice cream instead of kissing. Not that Axel wants kissing. That would be ridiculous. There would be way too many teeth involved.
Or; a romantic comedy about ice cream, dead poets, and summer love.
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The Secret Art of Note Taking by neverbirds
Fandoms: The Book of Mormon - Parker/Stone/Lopez, The Book of Mormon - Ambiguous Fandom
25 Dec 2017
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Connor doesn’t mention the note, so Kevin doesn’t either. Connor is always telling Kevin to stop making everything weird. The thing is, Kevin is great at making things weird. And he really likes being good at things.
So Kevin writes another one.
This one says sorry about the weird note.
The second one says, I changed my mind, I’m not really very sorry at all.
And it’s downhill from there.
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Paper Hearts by neverbirds
Fandoms: The Book of Mormon - Parker/Stone/Lopez, The Book of Mormon - Ambiguous Fandom
05 Nov 2017
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If Kevin Price has a crush on Connor, that’s definitely something worth pursuing. Connor is whole-heartedly behind the idea. He hasn’t been as excited about anything since he realised he didn’t actually have to be a Mormon if he didn’t want to be. But he keeps a straight - for lack of a better word - face, and only steals glimpses back. They lock eyes over the dinner table and Connor can’t help the smirk that curls his lips, and doesn’t miss the way Kevin’s face mirrors his.
Well. Two can play at that game, Elder Price.
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a step by step guide to falling in love; or, how to woo a guy in 1,854 days by neverbirds
Fandoms: The Book of Mormon - Parker/Stone/Lopez, The Book of Mormon - Ambiguous Fandom
28 Sep 2017
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Step 1: Have an unhealthy obsession with romantic comedies
Step 2: Ignore how cute your new best friend is
Step 3: Be emotionally illiterate
Step 4: Hope you get your happy ending, despite putting zero effort in on your part
Step 5: Actually get the happy ending
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A Portrait of Kevin Price by neverbirds
Fandom The Book of Mormon - Ambiguous Fandom, The Book of Mormon - Parker/Stone/Lopez
04 Aug 2017
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Just Because You Can Doesn't Mean You Should by Distressedegg, tvheit
Fandoms: The Book of Mormon - Parker/Stone/Lopez
04 Nov 2019
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"Welcome to FunZone Arcade and Laser Tag, except the laser tag arena is still closed due to health and safety violations, half the machines are malfunctioning, and it's not very fun. So actually, welcome to Zone."
In suburban Florida, there's an arcade. In said arcade, there's a guy named Kevin Price. He works minimum wage, has an exhausting rivalry with his co-worker, and owns almost no furniture in his depressing flat for one. And when you've hit rock bottom, like Kevin well and truly has, there's no other way to go but up.
There's just some developing friendships, feelings, laser tag (or lack thereof), pyromania, and gnomes along the way.
Bookmarked by neverbirds
04 Jan 2018
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Two months after Uganda, Kevin finds himself sleepless at night, so he thinks about everything that has happened to him during the last months. Because hey, that's what you do when you suffer from severe sleeping problems: you think about basically everything. And you listen to cute voicemails from the guy you've kinda fallen in love with.
Bookmarked by neverbirds
04 Nov 2016
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That Cheerful Liquor by phantomreviewer
Fandoms: The Book of Mormon - Parker/Stone/Lopez
17 Oct 2015
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Connor is not blushing, it’s just warm in the café, because of all the boiling water. In an ideal world this would be the scenario into which another costumer would appear to make the growing silence less awkward, because Connor just can’t think of anything to say and Kevin seems satisfied with this reaction. In the end, to break the tension that it’s possible that only Connor is feeling, he orders a hot chocolate and imagines a horribly familiar voice muttering ‘cute’ under its breathe when he gets a whipped cream moustache. He’s not cute, he’s manly.
Elementary teacher Connor McKinley meets caffeine addicted barista Kevin Price, what happens next is somewhat inevitable.
Bookmarked by neverbirds
30 Oct 2016
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Of Bites And Kisses by 230W49thSt
Fandoms: The Book of Mormon - Parker/Stone/Lopez, The Book of Mormon - Ambiguous Fandom
04 Oct 2016
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Fifteen years after an infection has turned the world upside down and a huge part of the human population into zombie-like beings, it is the duty for every nineteen-year-old to serve in the armed forces.
Kevin's three-month training with the Latter-Day Saints organization will not only prepare him for his two-year-mission but will also mark the end of his youth.
And what's more typical of an coming-of-age story than falling in love, friendships and zombies?Bookmarked by neverbirds
28 Oct 2016
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Bookmarked by neverbirds
27 Oct 2016