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    “You know... maybe having the King of Hell into you isn't the worst thing in the world...” Vox mused, all of the tension returning to Alastor's frame in one go, like a children's toy having the strings through its arms and legs pulled taut.

    A crackle of static bled into the air, his voice going dangerously low.

    “Ha – what are you implying, Picture Box?” Alastor asked, leaning back on Vox's lap, narrowing his eyes at the other man's screen. The apologetic, contrite look he had been expecting to find was conspicuously absent – Vox looked thoughtful.

    Like he was having an idea.

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    12 Oct 2025

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    Excellent staticradioapple/applemedia

    Vox is suitably obsessed and Alastor handles him so well, I love them all so much. Had to save this to revisit later

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    Drunk at a party he is forced to attend, Viktor encounters Councilor Salo, who has a proposition too good to turn down - Make me a shock collar for my pet, and I will fund your next project.

    Jayce finds out.

    Jayce isn't happy.

    ... Jayce becomes Test Subject #1 (and likes it far more than either of them expected).

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    21 Dec 2024

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    BARK BARK BARK

    That’s my Jayce impression for this fic. Protect the Viktor. Get on his knees for the Viktor. Wear collar for the Viktor. Don’t shave for the Viktor. Become scruffy and best version of himself for the Viktor.

    Immaculate. 10/10. Melting into nothing.

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    Bill's always been pretty weird, but then again so was Ford.

    One night after Ford refuses to have tea with him, Bill decides to get creative.

    And over the years the pair share several more drinks together...

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    02 Nov 2024

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    I don’t know what to call this kink but I’m living for it. This was great; the freaks are freaking so damn good

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    The deal? Bill gets to live out a specific amount of time only known to the Axolotl (described as the time needed for him to be ready for rehabilitation, which good luck with that because he is living forever in that case) as a fleshy semi-human. Sounds pretty good so far. He gets some basic powers like fire, healing, levitation, ect.

    And in exchange he has to be Stanford Pines' Personal Guardian "Angel".

    It would have been a particularly cruel joke if the Axolotl hadn't looked so serious with its adorable puppy dog-esque mouth. Strange paw-hand pushed up near its approximation of a temple in a grimace while it waited for Bill to stop laughing.

    "This is your last chance, Bill. I'll give you time to think about it." And then it was gone.

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    08 Oct 2024

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    This is how you write vampire Ford. Also the monster fuckers are monster FUCKING LETS GOOOOO. Chapter two says HOLD MY DRINK. I’m HOWLING. Incredible 10/10. Ford Pines WOULD accidentally become a vampire and start reluctantly using Bill as his easy squeeze

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    Ford hated to say he was struggling to keep up the pace on the portal, but he was. Between working himself to exhaustion and reckoning with unresolved post-karaoke night feelings, how could anyone expect him to focus on writing equations? Noticing his distraction, his enigmatic muse offers to help him out, but Bill only does favors for humans if he knows he’s going to get something out of it as well.

    Or: Ford wants to be studied like a scientific experiment, Bill wants to be worshipped like a god.

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    06 Oct 2024

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    absolutely feral for this, scientific and religious filth is my JAM