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2012 Fanfic Prompt Grab Bag by noahproblem
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012)
13 Apr 2023
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I'm watching 2012 for the first time and I have about a million ideas I'm never going to use but would love to see implemented.
These are their stories. [DUN DUN]
Chapter one is a Table of Contentents/Statement on Usage
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Riz Gukgak, without his knowledge of course, did wonderful and awful things to Fabian’s heart-- things that would have proved tenfold how wrong Coach Daybreak truly was. How could he possibly lack heart when he could feel it beating so fast when Riz let himself go absolutely bat shit insane. At first Fabian thought it nothing more than the excitement of battle, of seeing his friend let loose and just straight up murder someone, but when they fought Kalvaxus, it all came to a very clear head.
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Last night I told ya I loved ya
Woke up blamed it on the Vodka
I genuinely thought I was dyin'
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He met Richie’s eyes suddenly, and with an intensity that would normally make him squirm. “If you really don’t want to, you don’t have to. I just...I just thought it would be a nice closure. A small reward for a big task. I never let myself live, Richie, but that’s not your fault and if you’re uncomfortable, we don’t have to.”
Richie sighed, resigned to his fate. “Eds, if this is what you want, I don’t think I could say no even if I wanted to.”
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Just look at all that pain (Just give me all that pain) by noahproblem
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
01 May 2020
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Desperately, hopelessly, Eddie wanted nothing more than Richie to love him back. He planned on them talking about it, about settling this once and for all, before he found himself staring at Richie, immobilized by the Dead Lights.
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What a wonderful caricature of intimacy by noahproblem for aformofmotion
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
16 Apr 2020
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“Your fiancé--I’ve seen him,” Crowley mused, sounding a bit disgusted, examining his well taken care of nails. “He is tall and handsome, with a manor by the sea?”
“Yes,” Aziraphale muttered, feeling as though he was being scolded.
“He is beloved by many,” Crowley continued, resting his head in his palm as if holding it up himself was too much of a chore, his long curly orange locks like a curtain around him, his golden eyes piercing Aziraphale once more. “Chosen specifically for you by your parents?”
“Yes…” Shifting uncomfortably, Aziraphale wrapped his arms around himself, feeling a weight in the pit of his stomach.
“Then surely,” Crowley’s tone was full of venom and his S’s rolled into a hiss. “There can be no objection to such a man?”
“No, but,” Aziraphale started, clinging to himself harder, remembering violet eyes but always from the side. “Not once, in all the times he’s visited me,” He looked up finally, finding those scary, wonderful eyes upon him still. “Has he ever looked at me.”
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Chapter One:
Caleb buys some strawberry flavored lube, and ends up walking away with a new toy.Chapter Two:
Caduceus has noticed he can tell whenever Caleb has touched himself based on if he smells of strawberries.Chapter Three:
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Not Found (Recognized) by noahproblem
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types
12 Oct 2019
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Wherein soulmates grow a streak of their loved one's hair in their own, Bakugou finds that his soulmate was under his nose for some time.
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The Void Stares Back by noahproblem
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Aug 2019
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"It's actually kind of about Pepper."
"Girl trouble, huh?" Crowley was equally as uncomfortable discussing this with the antichrist, but tried not to let on.
"Ew. Also no. I think," Adam took a deep breath, willing himself to take the next step. "I think that she isn't real. I think I made her up. I think I made up all of the Them and they only exist because I want them to."
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“So far I know three things about this guy,” Beau starts.
“Go on,” Nott encourages her.
“He killed his wife after being married for about a year.”
“Mmhmm.”
“He was a fucking drifter and still managed to cuff somehow?”
“Yeah, Zona was settling for sure.”
“And he sent a goddamn child to discover his murder? Excuse me?” Beau sounded legitimately offended at this, at which Jester laughed. “Like, couldn’t he have traumatized an adult? Why send the kid?”
“Yeah,” Nott agreed. “This Trout Shoe guy is a real piece of work.”
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“Mr. Caleb,” Caduceus started, but Caleb raised a finger and shushed him.
“I’m busy, give me…” Caleb shuffled through the papers scattered around him. The sky was turning pink as night began to settle. “Give me 10 more minutes.”
“I mean, I could, but I just wanted to let you know that night is coming.”
“Yes, I am aware, I can see out the illusion of the cart, too,” Caleb snipped, quickly scribbling something down. “I’m also acutely aware of the time of day.”
“And the phases of the moon?” Caduceus offered.
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After the near extinction of humanity, they depended on vampires to survive. Now, in a world where nearly all humans have black hair and eyes, oddities are sought after as Arts, arm candy and main food sources for noble vampires.
Jack is quite the oddity, and being an albino is only part of it.
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Mollymauk has been waiting far too long for this.
Set after From the Mouths of Children, but because there's no real plot you don't need to read them in that order.
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- Part 2 of Babysitter!AU
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Mollymauk is a babysitter who frequently watches Caleb and Fjord's kids, Jester and Nott.
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- Part 1 of Babysitter!AU
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Chase Young has a Facebook account, and he has finally accepted Jack's friend request.
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Red Rope, Red Wax by noahproblem
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
30 Aug 2017
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Porn Without Plot/Plot What Plot
Everyone has such a pure image of Kirishima, but Bakugou knows the truth.
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Jamison is worried Roadhog has ulterior motives when he commissions work after work from him, and it turns out he's right, just not the way he thought he was.
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Keith just wants a normal college experience, but Lance won't stop breaking into his dorm.
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Return To Sender by noahproblem
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender, Teen Titans (Animated Series)
02 Aug 2017
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Lance can't seem to get along with Keith for more than two minutes, so naturally, when fighting the latest villain to terrorize the city, they get trapped together.
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A series of drabbles I wrote for the May Drabble Bomb over at spdrabblebomb.tumblr.com
Chapter titles are the prompts