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  1. Rec 14

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    “Do you want to be done?”

    “No.”

    “Are you satisfied?”

    “No.”

    “Then I’m not going to stop until you are.”

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    in which Leo is incredibly hot and bothered (and so is Usagi)

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    02 Nov 2023

  2. Rec 29

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    “Now, Ragh knows he isn’t the most intuitive guy, but he sees something in Fabian’s shocked expression that looks.. interested, and maybe a little jealous. Putting a big hand down on Riz’s stomach to keep him from hiding under the covers, Ragh decides to try something out, for Riz as much as for himself. ‘Hey man, you want in on this?’”

    It’s just, a very tender threesome with Ragh.

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    06 Jul 2023

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    Yuichi laughs softly, reaching out to grab the end of Leo's deep red scarf. It's a good color on Leo. It's soft, and it matches his facial markings (which Yuichi would like to see more of, if he's being honest, he's only seen Leo maskless a handful of times). The look on Leo's face gets soft too all of a sudden, because Yuichi has slid into his bubble without really realizing it. It puts him close enough to see Leo's pupils dilate, swallowing the reddish brown of his irises, and the color rise in his face; the way he bites his lip to try and keep his smile at bay.

    Yuichi's heart pounds his ribcage like it's trying to get out of him. He flips the tail of the scarf up over Leo's head, which both hides Leo's irresistible face and wins Yuichi a bright, playfully offended bark of laughter.

     

    //First dates don’t always go as planned, but sometimes they do go as expected.

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    19 Dec 2022

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    One minute he’s sacrificing himself to be beaten to death by a murderous alien invader in a nightmarish prison dimension, and the next minute he’s locking eyes with the actual, literal, cutest guy he’s ever had the privilege of seeing. Such is life for Hamato Leonardo.

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    17 Dec 2022

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    Leo waves frantically. The bunny stops and leans on his katana in the most effortlessly cool way ever.

    “Sweet moves!” he says, in what he hopes is a similarly effortlessly cool way and not as suddenly out of breath as he feels. “I’m kind of a sword guy myself, so - kinda know what I’m talking about.” He taps the odachi slung over his shell and folds his arms over the railing, suddenly aware of the sweat gathering there. Has he been sweating this badly the whole time? Why is he just now realising how sweaty he is?

    [How to illegally join the Battle Nexus and totally succeed at being a really cool guy in front of your first crush, and other success stories from Leonardo; aka The Big Brawl, ROTTMNT Remix]

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    29 Oct 2022