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    26 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 41

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    Vox has a secret.

    It’s a hobby, of sorts. A special use of his power. He loves going out with his best pal Alastor, you see—an evening of carousing out on the town, strong drinks and a slaughter or two. They end up at Alastor’s place afterward, or maybe Vox’s. When they end up at Vox’s—when Alastor has had a couple of drinks more than he should have…

    Vox puts him to sleep, like any good friend. And after Alastor is asleep, Vox’s fun night really starts.

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    26 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 10

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    Alastor and Vox (Or Vincent) live in the 50's, sharing an apartment. Unbeknownst to each other, they are both serial killers, and often try to find excuses to tiptoe around each other. Late nights, blood stains, two concepts familiar to both men, and yet they always try to hide it from one another- that is, until someone get's caught.

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    Alastor and Vincent are roommates and both murderers, and they both try to hide it until one gets found out (can you guess who? lol)

    THANK YOU RANDOM TWITTER THREAD FOR THIS IDEA

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    25 Dec 2025

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    Part 1:

    "No. Not interested. At all. Ever."

    "You haven't even let me describe my newest accessory."

    Alastor sighed dramatically. "Listen. I know how unreasonably proud you are of... switching out your sausages. But I've had the unfortunate pleasure of seeing the inside of his work briefcase"—he jerked a thumb over his shoulder toward the fluffy pink dancer on the nightclub's main stage—"and so I can assure you, there is nothing you could have wired to your groin that is either novel to me or appealing to me. Enjoy your evening." Alastor spun on one foot and trotted off.

    "It's a microphone."

    Alastor stopped five steps away. "What kind."

    Part 2:

    “Would you look at this masterpiece! The granddaddy of the greatest microphones in the world. That elegant, dramatic design—"

    "Ohhh god," Vox groaned, spreading his knees wider. "I seriously underestimated how hot this was going to be."

    Alastor raised his head from between Vox's thighs to glower.

    "Well?" Vox smirked. "Go on. Call me ‘granddaddy’ again.”

    "You're making it very hard to get into this."

    "Do you know what you're making ‘very hard’—"

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    23 Dec 2025

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    a Shane Boston WAGs companion fic to the very wonderful please leave a message.

    or: Shane is decidedly not one of the girls.

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    22 Dec 2025