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twenty eight hours by butchyaoi
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
26 Sep 2025
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“Aphrodisiacs are an average Monday in Gotham,” Bruce tells him. “I know the arousal can be overwhelming, but after a few org—”
“It’s not just—arousal.” He stutters over the word. “It’s—I don’t—I’m dangerous right now. I can’t think straight like this, I’m—I could’ve killed you a second ago!”
“You didn’t.”
Clark frowns. “That’s not the point.”
“It is.” Bruce quirks an eyebrow, deliberately dismissive. “You’re not going to kill me with your dick. And, frankly, it’s a bit insulting you think I can’t handle a rough fuck.”
(For Day 5 of Superbat Week 2025: Sex Pollen! On the way home from an alien planet, Clark finds himself suddenly affected with a need that won't go away. Thankfully, he's got Bruce to help him out.)
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29 Sep 2025
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How to Date the Batman by solomonara
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
04 Nov 2017
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Someone spots the Batman kissing Mild Mannered Reporter Clark Kent. Hijinks ensue.
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- Part 1 of How to Date a Superhero
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29 Sep 2025
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Haley and Sebastian find themselves stuck in each other’s bodies for 24 hours.
Written for SDV Writers Guild Rarepair 2025
Day 2: Close ProximitySeries
- Part 1 of Stardew Rarepairs 2025
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11 Sep 2025
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I watch it all from afar (heaven help me) by verdantdaisies
Fandoms: A Goofy Movie (Movies), An Extremely Goofy Movie
11 Sep 2024
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Now Bradley was living in a cheap apartment in downtown, with a broken elevator and an AC that refused to blow anything but hot air in a heatwave. Not to mention he was stuck having to get a low level barista job at a local hippie dive to pay rent while he studied. His parents had given him the ultimatum that if he got through his degree with minimal incident they might consider letting him back into the money, and Bradley was trying his best to seem like a perfect angel.
But his fuse was running threatening low, and the thumping from upstairs was sending his brain into a homicidal state of mind.
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Finding the Will to Not Kill My Roommate by FinallyTimeless
Fandoms: The Folk of the Air - Holly Black
28 Jun 2024
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Jude worked hard to get into Elfhame, and all she wants is to find an avenue into politics and make something of herself. The university admin, however, has assigned her Cardan Greenbriar as a roommate. Between his determination to be an (iron) nail under her skin and his friends who are a particular breed of asshole, Jude worries she might lose it before she even gets to graduation.
This is the modern au that only I wanted.
Name formerly “Finding the Will to Not Commit Roommate-cide
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22 Mar 2024