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    His therapist would say that ‘relationships aren’t chess games you can plan down to the last attack or countermeasure’. That he should ‘just communicate’ with his partner when he’s experiencing doubt, instead of ‘prematurely ascribing blame and jumping to baseless conclusions’.

    And Eddie would nod along and dutifully summarize her advice in point form in his therapy journal. And then, he would calmly close that journal and open another journal with a blocky header scratched so deep into the paper that it’s almost torn, and that header would read: “REASONS WHY RICHIE IS BEING FUCKING WEIRD AND DEFINITELY KEEPING SECRETS (UNSHAKEABLE PROOF)”. And there would be, let’s just say, more than a few pages filled in. Margins and all.

    (Or, 5 Times Eddie Kaspbrak Fails To Realize He Has A Famous Boyfriend +1 Time He Finally Learns The Truth)

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    04 Jan 2026

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    “Hey Will?”

    Will glanced up at him, swallowing down the rest of the candy. “Yeah?”

    “Can I ask you something…kind of personal?”

    In any other universe, Will would probably have sputtered and started panicking like a child that’s lost their parents in a grocery store. "Can I ask you something kind of personal" is the question every queer kid dreads hearing from others, even people that they know and trust with their whole heart. Truth be told, Will didn’t feel completely at ease with the question, but considering today’s events, he tried to push his fear down. He felt like he’s been almost stripped bare of all his secrets after his confession. Almost.

    “Yeah, of…of course, what’s up?”

    Mike hesitated a moment, looking down at the carpet. He tapped his toes inside of his shoes. “Who the hell is Tammy?”

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    or, a different ending of season 5 episode 7 where will and mike have a heart to heart about his coming out speech.

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    30 Dec 2025

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    “You know, once you do it the first time, it’s really not that big of a deal anymore,” Richie says, his tone comforting. Eddie feels his shoulders relax at his words.

    “Sure, but when is that ever going to happen?” Eddie complains, shrugging hopelessly. “People don’t like me as is, I doubt someone would like me enough to want to put their mouth anywhere near me.”

    “I put my mouth near you all the time,” Richie replies, then pulls a sour face like he wants to suck the words back in.

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    24 Dec 2025

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    richie tozier ✓ @trashmouth me: gets fired from snl

    richie tozier ✓ @trashmouth also me, but 10 year later: gets nominated for an emmy because of snl

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    17 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 94

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    "Will looks down at his left hand, curling it in and out of a fist. He thinks about Phineas Gage and Mr.Clarke telling them about the man with a spike through the eye. His hand isn’t really shaped like a spike, and this isn’t gonna be a stabbing. His breath shakes as he faces his reality. What he is about to do. What he has to do. He looks at the stained glass window to his left. It’s one he doesn’t recognize, but it’s beautiful."

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    14 Dec 2025