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in plain sight by unberryble (adruggedcuppa) for witchietozier
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
02 Jan 2026
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His therapist would say that ‘relationships aren’t chess games you can plan down to the last attack or countermeasure’. That he should ‘just communicate’ with his partner when he’s experiencing doubt, instead of ‘prematurely ascribing blame and jumping to baseless conclusions’.
And Eddie would nod along and dutifully summarize her advice in point form in his therapy journal. And then, he would calmly close that journal and open another journal with a blocky header scratched so deep into the paper that it’s almost torn, and that header would read: “REASONS WHY RICHIE IS BEING FUCKING WEIRD AND DEFINITELY KEEPING SECRETS (UNSHAKEABLE PROOF)”. And there would be, let’s just say, more than a few pages filled in. Margins and all.
(Or, 5 Times Eddie Kaspbrak Fails To Realize He Has A Famous Boyfriend +1 Time He Finally Learns The Truth)
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04 Jan 2026
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almost (who the hell is tammy?) by you_get_to_exhale_now_cyrus
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
27 Dec 2025
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“Hey Will?”
Will glanced up at him, swallowing down the rest of the candy. “Yeah?”
“Can I ask you something…kind of personal?”
In any other universe, Will would probably have sputtered and started panicking like a child that’s lost their parents in a grocery store. "Can I ask you something kind of personal" is the question every queer kid dreads hearing from others, even people that they know and trust with their whole heart. Truth be told, Will didn’t feel completely at ease with the question, but considering today’s events, he tried to push his fear down. He felt like he’s been almost stripped bare of all his secrets after his confession. Almost.
“Yeah, of…of course, what’s up?”
Mike hesitated a moment, looking down at the carpet. He tapped his toes inside of his shoes. “Who the hell is Tammy?”
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or, a different ending of season 5 episode 7 where will and mike have a heart to heart about his coming out speech.Bookmarked by nonexistentbisexual
30 Dec 2025
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“You know, once you do it the first time, it’s really not that big of a deal anymore,” Richie says, his tone comforting. Eddie feels his shoulders relax at his words.
“Sure, but when is that ever going to happen?” Eddie complains, shrugging hopelessly. “People don’t like me as is, I doubt someone would like me enough to want to put their mouth anywhere near me.”
“I put my mouth near you all the time,” Richie replies, then pulls a sour face like he wants to suck the words back in.
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- Part 1 of therapy sessions
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24 Dec 2025
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richie tozier ✓ @trashmouth me: gets fired from snl
richie tozier ✓ @trashmouth also me, but 10 year later: gets nominated for an emmy because of snl
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- Part 5 of Retweet Verse
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17 Dec 2025
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"Will looks down at his left hand, curling it in and out of a fist. He thinks about Phineas Gage and Mr.Clarke telling them about the man with a spike through the eye. His hand isn’t really shaped like a spike, and this isn’t gonna be a stabbing. His breath shakes as he faces his reality. What he is about to do. What he has to do. He looks at the stained glass window to his left. It’s one he doesn’t recognize, but it’s beautiful."
This fic now has a russian translation available! Done by user: distortedetherofliteralnothingness
https://ficbook.net/readfic/019b9e6a-cd99-78c5-8f73-5cc0d83e79d8Bookmarked by nonexistentbisexual
14 Dec 2025
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Richie is eight years old and he is not sure that he likes Eddie Kaspbrak very much.
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08 Dec 2025
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dry cold sweetness (too hard to talk) by SpaceCowboysFromMars
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
02 Dec 2025
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“Why, Rich, what are you afraid of?”
Richie’s fingers find the rim of his glasses, adjusting them nervously. All the others are staring at him expectantly, faces carefully neutral, but he can see the hidden anxiety in all of their eyes.
“Clowns.” He forces out, the word feeling like rot on his tongue. He can’t meet Eddie’s eyes, pretending to be interested in a particularly interesting blade of grass on the ground.
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Or; The summer of 1989 is a shitty one for Richie Tozier
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08 Dec 2025
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boost your self coñfidence by polyrichie
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
17 Aug 2025
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Richie clears his throat and starts to read dramatically from Eddie’s phone. “Boost your confidence! Hang on, the n is actually an ñ – Boost your conynyifidence! Add inches AND thickness within days. Our pills have been tested and proven–”
“Oh fuck off.”
“ – by countless men who please better than ever before. Eds!!”
or: eddie starts getting stupid spam texts and richie will not ever let him live
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07 Dec 2025
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Misinterpreted Feelings by hermeticism
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
16 Oct 2025
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Richie and Bill are having some stupid discussion about a new horror movie that just came out, and all Eddie can think about is how hot Richie’s voice had sounded giving him orders and calling him baby. He tries to focus on his homework, but his eyes keep flicking over to watch Richie’s fingers as they pack another bowl. They’re so long. He’d never noticed how long Richie’s fingers are before they’d been in his ass. Before they’d been wrapped around his cock and played with his nipples and touched basically every fucking inch of him.
It’s not fair. It’s not fair that Richie is so unbothered about it all while Eddie’s been crying himself to sleep at night. It makes sense, though. Richie’s been with tons of guys, so doing it with Eddie must not have been a big deal to him.
Not like it was to Eddie.
Eddie freaks out and overthinks everything after spending a drunken night with Richie. Turns out, Richie is just as freaked out as him. More so, even. But for a totally different reason.
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- Part 2 of Feelings Feelings Feelings
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02 Dec 2025
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He doesn't mean to, but all it takes is a dream and a thought of a certain dark haired for Richie to be humping the mattress like a dog. He knows he'll regret it later, but he just can't help it.
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01 Dec 2025
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“And what if I win all five awards?” Richie asks, swaying Eddie around the room now to music that didn’t exist, dipping him dramatically and then bringing him back up to sway him some more, “Wouldn’t it turn you on to know that your man is so successful?” He uses a voice to mock all the snobby people they’re about to meet, an obnoxious british tone.
based on this GLORIOUS reddie fanart: https://requirings.tumblr.com/post/188869775445/this-is-why-eddie-never-comes-to-these-events
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01 Dec 2025
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Parent-Teacher Conference by trickdaggers
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
08 Sep 2020
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Eddie loves his job, he really does. Even with all the shit a group of twenty-six ten year-olds can throw at him, he still loves what he does. Really, the parents are far worse than the kids, too many of them fitting the stereotypical mold of what an obnoxious LA parent is. He rarely interacts with them face-to-face, most discussion passing through the middlemen of their nannies and drivers, or via incessant emails about their uniquely-named child’s dietary restrictions. His actual students aren’t even the cause for at least half of the issues that plague him as a teacher at a private Los Angeles elementary school. Most of them are well-mannered, capable, socially aware kids, if not a little spoiled thanks to their environment.
But then there’s Little Miss Peggy Tozier.
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29 Nov 2025
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Some teenage reddie where Eddie is injured and its driving him insane.
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- Part 1 of Music Mishaps (only they all end well)
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29 Nov 2025
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Is Ruining the Kitchen Tax Deductible? by Anonymous
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), Reddie - Fandom
14 Jan 2021
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Richie Tozier can be a bit of a man child sometimes.
It’s endearing, the way he lights up at a stupid action figure online or the way he gasps at a new Pringles flavor in the store. Even the disgusting jokes he tells (which Eddie lies and says are not funny) are charming in a weird way. Except for maybe the ones about Eddie’s mother.
Richie is well in touch with his childlike antics. But is also a full-blown adult.Or, Eddie has a competency kink and Richie knows how to do his taxes.
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- Part 5 of Reddie Oneshots & AU Fics
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28 Nov 2025
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Eddie can’t flick his eyes away from Richie’s flushed face, his jaw, that ridiculous fucking bowtie rumbling with the billows of his chest. He looks like James fucking Bond and Eddie is the hot busted companion ready to jump his bones and/or sell him out to some evil villain smoking a big fat cigar by the sea.
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28 Nov 2025
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it was all jokes, teasing, and board games — until it wasn’t. eddie and richie find out that the line between anger and desire is thinner than they ever imagined.
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28 Nov 2025
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Beverly pulled the conversation that time, “Why don't you ask him out?”
Mike nodded at her, almost in agreement.
“Because-” Eddie started flailing his hands around a moment, “-I've had this dream since fucking 6th grade that Richie would ask me out.”
Beverly stared at him sympathetically then and opened her mouth to say something.
“You can ask him out first,” Stan interrupted, pointing out, “-and then he can ask you out. Simple.”
“It's not-”
“I get it, Eddie,” Mike followed, maybe trying to break up fucking… Stan, “-he's been flirting with you for so long, you just want to see him execute on it.”
“Yes, yeah,” Eddie sighed, running a hand through his hair, “-it's kinda fucked up if I have to finally do it.”
“Well,” Bev pursed her lips (cherry red, it was kinda her signature thing) like she was thinking, “-why don't you just kick it up a notch?”
Or Eddie is stubborn and wants Richie to make the first move (Beverly has a solution).
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27 Nov 2025
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“Hey Eds, be careful, it’s probably slippery-”
As if on cue, Eddie let out a yelp as his foot slipped off the branch. It would’ve caused him to plummet down to the ground, if Riche hadn’t caught him and pulled him into the room.
He may have pulled a little too forcefully though, because this made Eddie fall right on top of him.
The two, still clung very tightly to each other, laid on the floor of Richie’s room.
Richie looked down at his shirtless chest pressed against Eddie’s wet body.
“Wow,” He said as he looked back up at Eddie, “You really fallin’ for me, Eds?”or
Eddie sneaks into Richie room one night during a storm, and Richie flirts with him mercilessly.
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26 Nov 2025
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smalltown boys by the_yappstronaut
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti), Stranger Things (TV 2016)
16 Jul 2025
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"I’m serious! Me and Eddie are friends. Just friends. It’s nothing like you and Will!”
Mike was taken aback. “Wait, hold on, I didn’t say anything about Will. Don’t bring him into this!"
“Why not?” Richie demanded. “You clearly want to f-"
"BEEP BEEP."
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(OR, in which Mike realizes something… familiar… about his little brother Richie, and confronts him in the car after a day with his friends.)
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- Part 1 of IT/Stranger Things Fics
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26 Nov 2025
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never feel ashamed (of using you for pleasure) by reddiemylove, thighsbrak
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
25 Jul 2024
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"Whoa, what crawled up your shorts today, princess?” Richie says with a laugh. He glances around the table waiting for everyone else to join in, but they just watch the two interact the same way you’d watch the horizon when you hear a storm was rolling in. “It was just a joke, Eddie. Guess you can’t take one of those either, just like your mom can’t take my–”
“Wow,” Eddie interrupts, adopting a sickly-sweet tone. He slowly puts his fork down and clasps his hands together in front of his lunch tray, sending a forced smile in Richie’s direction. “You must be an excellent lover.”
or: Eddie accepts a dare to compliment Richie a hundred times, not knowing that along the way he’ll discover how much he likes it when Richie degrades him in return – maybe a little too much.
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19 Nov 2025