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When Aziraphale Eastgate first moves to Tadfield, he struggles to understand the strange culture of the village. They're not friendly or kind or anything he expected from a village in the north. So when he rescues a snake from a snow storm, he's glad for a little company even if it comes in the form of an animal.
Unfortunately, in Tadfield, animals are often not what they seem.
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18 Sep 2021
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Warmed by the Sun by Mackaley
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
22 Jan 2021
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The way the statement hits Crowley’s brain stops his pain briefly anyway, as if the idea has caused him to be so dumbstruck it’s stopped all neural flow in its tracks. Eventually he comes back online and realizes he’s just been gaping at Aziraphale for the past couple of seconds.
“You want to piss on me.”
“Urinate, and it’s not a matter of want, it’s a matter of need.”
Crowley does laugh at that one. “Oh, all right. Sorry, you need to piss on me, got it.”
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Crowley gets stung by a jellyfish and it goes exactly where you think it will.
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22 Jan 2021
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Mystery Science Theater 6000: The 1992 Screenplay by Aethelflaed
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
20 Jan 2020
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In the not-too-distant future, an angel and a demon sit down to watch a movie that probably shouldn't exist.
While they start out happily mocking the out-of-character moments and strange plot twists, one character in particular may be more than they can handle...
(Combination riff and analysis of the 1992 Good Omens Screenplay)
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05 Jan 2021
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Open the Door by Lunasong365, sous_le_saule
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 Dec 2016
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“A nightingale sang in Berkeley Square.” It seems so simple. Is it really that easy: to love and accept that someone loves you?
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- Part 1 of One step at a time
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03 Jan 2021
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I Knock, and Then I Knock Twice by Mackaley
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
10 Nov 2020
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But the thing that stops Crowley in his tracks is the two large holes on either side of the room, positioned just below waist height. He’s not an idiot. He’s a demon, and he’s lived on this planet for thousands of years. He knows a glory hole when he sees one.
Which is why he stands in shock at the fact that Aziraphale has clearly entered the adjoining room on the left.
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Crowley wakes up twenty-six years after his fight with Aziraphale at St. James’ Park and is stunned to discover some new hobbies the angel has picked up in his absence.
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13 Nov 2020