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I Want This Like a Cigarette (can we drag it out and never quit?) by shackled_by_daisy_chains
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
14 Jul 2024
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Oops. Just another great and awesome day in the life of Lucifer Morningstar! Just telling your stupid colleague he’s hot! Great! Fuck his life!
“You misunderstand me, my dear. I’m not offering so I can get out of anything! This is for your benefit! And besides, if we go off last time, I’d say you rather enjoyed it!”
Yeah, fuck it.
If he’s going to make bad choices, he might as well enjoy them.
“I fucking hate you.”
“Mmhmm.”
So he yanks that damn pompous asshole down by his bowtie. Maybe he could use some damn stress relief, and Alastor is insanely attractive, and... well, Lucifer is just a man.
And Alastor is a very good kisser. A little gasp escapes him as a warm hand tangles in his blonde hair, pulling him deeper into the kiss as Alastor’s tongue darts into his mouth with precision. Alastor pulls away, and before Lucifer can even let out a proper protest those hands are pulling him up, knocking pens and papers and a few stray rubber ducks from the desk that Lucifer finds himself placed on.
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Polish school AU with principal Lucifer and history teacher Alastor (but freaky)Bookmarked by notyetjaded
26 Jul 2026
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"Can’t you see, Husky? Short King’s been dosed with some kinda truth serum.”
Husk looks alarmed.
Lucifer feels alarmed, because that seems to be exactly what happened.
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Lucifer, against his better judgment, drinks a glass of something Niffty found. It goes about as well as one would expect.
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22 Jul 2026
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“I suppose, since I’m already here, that I may as well look for something new to read,” Alastor offers, looking around at the various cards hanging off the shelves denoting sections of Mystery and Drama interspersed with the letters of the alphabet for organization. “This place is quite expansive, I’m sure I won’t have any trouble finding something that might suit me.”
“Something new?” Luci repeats with a hum, poking his head out from around the corner of the wall. His grin is broad and his eyes are narrowed in delight. “Or something novel?”
Alastor snorts before he can stop it, throwing a hand in front of his face and looking away as if he could take back the sound by obscuring his face. He hears Luci’s laugh, delighted at having gotten a reaction to such a lame pun. Alastor would have to tuck that one away for himself, already thinking of the groans of his coworkers once he gets a chance to repeat it.
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20 Jul 2026
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“So, Rosie.” Alastor straightened himself in his seat, taking his teacup and indulging in a sip. “Now that you’ve heard the tale, I come to you for advice on what to do with our little serpentine king. Please, enlighten me: why is Lucifer Morningstar acting so strangely around me?”
Rosie took a deep breath and set her cup on its saucer. “How’s the tea, darling?” she asked, hands folded on her lap.
Alastor blinked once, then twice. “Why, it’s lovely, as per usual.”
Rosie smiled sweetly. “Good. Not too bitter?”
“Not at all.”
“And how’re the fingers, dear? They taste alright?”
“They’re simply delightful.”
“Is your chair nice and comfortable?”
“The comfiest.”
“You’re all relaxed?”
“I’ve never felt so at home.”
“Lucifer is in love with you.”
Alastor spat out the tea he’d been drinking, which was quickly followed by a round of coughing so harsh you would think he was actively dying.
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Alastor has a chat with Rosie regarding Lucifer’s odd behavior.
Rosie finds it all quite amusing.
Alastor does not.
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19 Jul 2026
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Professor Lucifer Morningstar is completely thrown off his game when he meets the entirely too-attractive new librarian, Alastor. What will happen when a storm knocks the power out one night, trapping them alone together in the library?
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12 Jul 2026