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    In over five years in the MHL, Shane Hollander famously never started a fight. Widely regarded as hockey’s Golden Boy, the Canadian barely even chirped his opponents.

    Which is why the commentators go silent as the camera zooms in and catches the Guardian’s player saying something with a disgusted face and then spitting on the Metros’ captain, and Shane Hollander, for the first time on camera, dropping his gloves.

    (basically just a bit of "Shane Hollander knows how to fight", because that man breathes hockey, there is no way he wouldn't have been prepared on how to fight, he simply normally choses not to)

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    11 Jul 2026

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    Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.

    Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.

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    11 Jul 2026

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    Rozanov growls under his nose something in Russian that to Hayden’s ears sounds like the most wicked Baba Yaga’s curse.

    Shane is speechless for a second. "Повтори, я не расслышал." He says slowly, also in Russian, with an awkward accent and a slight warning in his tone. Hayden stares at his best friend like he just grew a second head.

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    Hayden witnesses Shane and Ilya having a heated argument... in several different languages.

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    09 Jul 2026

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    Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
    So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
    It's actually with even more gay
    ...
    You're a goddamn genius.

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    The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.

    Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.

    or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.

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    08 Jul 2026

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    Shane finds himself alone with Cliff Marleau at a club and decides it’s time to tell him about his relationship with Ilya ! Cliff takes this onboard like the himbo he is!

    Read Cliff trying to comprehend Shane and Jane being the same person and asking the real important questions like, would Shane still love Ilya if he was a worm?

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    08 Jul 2026